i have been very bad lately (or very good, depending who you ask)
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@terfjawn
i have been very bad lately (or very good, depending who you ask)
Iâm sorry for everything I ever said about beards
happy cinco, if you support ice and I catch you with a marg Iâm slapping that shit out of your hand
good morning and happy is it really tuesday tuesday
they're still arguing about surrogacy on twitter
the reason surrogacy warrants particular scrutiny, aside the fact that its roots are literally chattel slavery lol, is that it is a contractual arrangement premised on the basically total surrender of bodily autonomy. it transforms a human body into a site of continuous, high risk labor with consequences that cannot be paused or meaningfully mitigated
can a surrogate safely "quit" in any real sense? can they safely get an abortion? can they quit after 4 months? can they quit after 9 months? do they get to clock out after 40 hours a week? do they get breaks? do they get a union?
in what world is it a leftist position to defend 24/7 labor
scrolling ig and seeing my own face pop up is wild
bebe has learned a lot about periods by virtue of never giving me any personal space. she opened the bathroom door as I was changing my tampon and then both twins followed her in. bebe was handing me tampons while twin a was handing me toilet paper. a god damn team sport
oh and immediately upon exiting runs up to her dad and tells him âmommy blooded her pants!â thank you
bebe has learned a lot about periods by virtue of never giving me any personal space. she opened the bathroom door as I was changing my tampon and then both twins followed her in. bebe was handing me tampons while twin a was handing me toilet paper. a god damn team sport
Actual roman epitaph for a dog
humans are the same
Iâve seen this one doing the rounds a few times (and it makes me cry every time I see it), but was curious about the original Latin text, so I did some digging: itâs a shortened version of CIL 10, 00659, a tombstone from Salernum (modern Salerno, Italy). (source; CIL is the Corpus Inscriptionum Latinarum).
Portaui lacrimis madidus te, nostra catella,
   Quod feci lustris laetior ante tribus.
Ergo mihi, Patrice, iam non dabis oscula mille
   Nec poteris collo grata cubare meo.
Tristis marmorea posui te sede merentem
   Et iunxi semper manib(us) ipse meis
Morib(us) argutis hominem simulare paratam,
   Perdidimus quales hei mihi delicias.
Tu, dulcis Patrice, nostras attingere mensas
  Consueras, gremio poscere blanda cibos,
Lambere tu calicem lingua rapiente solebas,
   Quem tibi saepe meae sustinuere manus,
Accipere et lassum cauda gaudente frequenter
And hereâs my translation:
Wet with tears I have carried you, our little (female) dog, just as I did in happier times fifteen years earlier (lit. âthree periods of five years). For myself, Patrice, now you will not give me a thousand kisses nor will you be able to lie lovingly around/against my neck. I have sorrowfully placed you, merit-worthy, in a marble tomb and I have joined you always to myself in death, as by your cleverness you matched a human. Alas, we lost such pleasures for myself! You, sweet Patrice, were accustomed to join us at our table, to beg charmingly for food (while sitting in our) laps. You were in the habit of greedily licking our cups with your tongue, which my hands often held for you. Frequently and joyfully (you) receive a weary one with your (wagging) tail...
tl;dr: this dog was named Patrice and was very, very loved. (another translation with some glossing of the text.)
bebe was breastfed and never lost her fixation on boobs. today she hit me with âthe best day of my life will be when I get boobs and I can jiggle themâ
I stopped tracking my cycle after I got sterilized but Iâm at whichever phase nerfs my ability to resist crashing out
*sees YouTube video about a school shooting committed by an 18 year old woman in Canada yesterday* woah, weird. a real woman? *googles*
youâre never going to sound normal or well adjusted defending porn
"Everyone watches it" let me tell you a little something about "sin", my guy
oh nooo my post made it over to catholic tumblr. I donât hate porn because I think sex and bodies are shameful & that women should belong and submit to a husband. I hate it because itâs dehumanizing and exploitative of women, which is also true of yalls religion. hope that helpz
wow that's a lot of words to try to shove into that person's mouth. It's dehumanizing and exploitative to women because they're image bearers of the Divine. HoPe ThAt HeLpZzZzXDDDD
so god is a woman? Iâm listening
youâre never going to sound normal or well adjusted defending porn
"Everyone watches it" let me tell you a little something about "sin", my guy
oh nooo my post made it over to catholic tumblr. I donât hate porn because I think sex and bodies are shameful & that women should belong and submit to a husband. I hate it because itâs dehumanizing and exploitative of women, which is also true of yalls religion. hope that helpz
could really go for some pissy shitties rn
anyway mwah bye
oh umm updates I guess. the twins are doing supported standing. baby a can stand independently and sheâs doing this cute side step shuffle walk. baby b definitely has the strength to do the same but I donât think sheâs realized that yet. bebe is very awesome and good at drawing and coloring and painting and her current fixation is bones and anatomy and radiology. last week as she was being changed (potty training has been such a struggle) out of nowhere she yelled âI love you my baginaâ and I thought radblr would also be very proud of her. she assigned everyone in the family as different construction vehicles the other day