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cybergata

milky-katzchen

BROTHER

scoobsdialup

emmi-kat

“Like, speaking of bland, yellowish vegetables, where’s Fred?”

just-shower-thoughts

Teachers get paid surprisingly little considering the future of the country relies on how seriously they take their jobs.

zodiacmind

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind

Fun facts about your sign here

higgitybibbity-blog

I’m fucking dying. I got roasted in the best way possible.

thetime-ishere-deactivated20180

I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life

mangopapi-deactivated20210928

Pure

loreweaver-universe

Do you like Minecraft? Do you like frogs!? WELL HAVE I GOT A RESOURCE PACK FOR YOU, FRIENDS

Step right up and take a look at the FORGS resource pack, developed by @hezakey, Brinjal, and @krixwell to deliver the maximum frog experience possible. FORGS is vanilla-Minecraft-compatible, and turns those pesky rabbits into fine upstanding amphibian friends! They even croak! It’s adorable.

What sort of frogs might we be talking about, here? Well, let me show you! We’ve got…

Yelling Pond Friends!

Absolutely Inedible Strawberries!

Jungle Leapers!

Angry Squeak Balloons!

Friendly Frogsicles!

…and @stickyfrogs!

Download the FORGS resource pack today and fill your game with the greatest animal known to man!

(Toast has not been changed for this pack, as it is a pet memorial. However, it does make for interesting magician tricks with name tags. There’s also +1 secret frog for those who are ~daring.~)

babyfrogz

@ultbee

fakehistory

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

2aminmyworld

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

mockwa

🐯 🐯 🐯

bunjywunjy

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

sharkprncess

i like how

1. that first lion who i believe is an adolescent male, gets the shit scared out of him when the mongoose initially screams

2. his moms immediately look around at the scream

3. one of his moms comes running over to see if he is ok bc hes startled

4. when she gets to him he leans on her for comfort

5. he kinda almost gets inbetween her and the mongoose like “no mom it’s angry don’t get near it!!” and shes like “let me handle this >:(”

6. shes just as confused by the mongoose as her son is

7. the mongoose screams at her upside-down for a second before it turns around

8. as lion mom #1 starts to get chased off by the mongoose, lion mom #2 starts walking over in the bg like “goddamnit wtf is going on”

9. this fucking mongoose is SO ANGRY that it doesn’t care that, at multiple points in the video, it is surrounded by animals more than twice its size that could easily kill it with a hard enough paw swipe

upallnightogetloki

This mongoose is 100% unfuckwittable and I am so here for it.

randomactsofviolence

I thought this was going to say, like, “good morning everyone, have an absolutely amazing day!” But it was a furious mongoose now I’m going to use that as a greeting.

Hey friend! Nice to see you! Hope you have a furious mongoose!“