i just never want to see elon musk happy
i think he should be torn apart by lions.

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i just never want to see elon musk happy
i think he should be torn apart by lions.
Prayer circle for Donald Trump to have the most theatrical and embarrassing fatal heart attack as he gives his inauguration speech. š
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happy birthday fingers in his ass
oh okay
laughing so hard there are tears running down my cheeks
there are actually women who do this, its a fetish and i personally knew a woman like that. profoundly sick.
not tryna derail anything here, just saying. it is unfortunately real. some of them enjoy waiting as long as possible to get the abortion as well.
Iām sure that is correct, veganantinatalist, Iām sure a strong upstanding vegan anti-furry TERF such as yourself would only provide information based in complete fact. Thank you so much for illuminating us and sharing your experience with the late term abortion fetish community.
i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually
IM GONNA THROW UP LAUGHING
I MESSAGED THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING THE PUSS IN BOOTS XBOX 360 KINECT GAME, CALLED BLITZS GAMES (or blitz tech) (they went bankrupt but I was just curious because their website was still up) ON THEIR SUPPORT PAGE, LIKE, AGES AGO, I THINK I WAS LOOKING FOR RESOURCES ON THEIR MODELS?
AND LIKE I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN I EVER DID THAT UNTIL I GOT THIS IN MY INBOX TODAY
WHO IS THIS?? THIS IS ALL THEY WROTE. HELLO? IM SORRY YOURE SAD...
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i like that the name nuzlocke stuck. like the original thing was just called hard mode but it featured a nuzleaf named after locke from lost and to this day its still called a nuzlocke. theres even variations like wonderlocke. like the locke part became a suffix. i like that. i really like how words happen
thats him
i donāt wanna be a killjoy because while andrew tate getting arrested after leaking his own location in an attempt toĀ āclapbackā at greta thuberg for ratioing him when he attempted to bait her IS objectively hilarious itās kind of worrysome that the general response to that has beenĀ āwow greta thunberg totally DESTROYED andrew tate, iām so proud of gen zĀ ā and notĀ āisnātĀ it horrifying that a girl whoās been getting sexually harrased by grown men since she was a literal child has been having to constantly defend herself because noone else seems to want toā
i distinctly remembering greta saying something likeĀ āstop looking to young people to fix all your problems, youāve stolen my childhoodā and all anyone seemed to get out of that wasĀ āwow gen z is amazing, theyāre gonna save the world!!!ā somehow.
all of human history and language has led us to this exact moment. holy shit.
As someone around for 9-11 and the "NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY" response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it'd make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol
Iām physically unable to take 9/11 seriously, entirely because my grade 9 english teacher was bizarrely obsessed with it. We basically had an entire unit on 9/11. We watched that documentary from those students that were doing a documentary of firefighters and wound up getting the only footage of the first plane hitting. We did a novel study of a book about some kid being in one of the towers for take your kid to work day and him and his dad squeezing past the wreckage of the plane to escape in time. We watched that Nic Cage movie of him being a firefighter during 9/11 that gets stuck in an elevator shaft when the place collapses. I am dead fucking serious, we had to make up fictional people that died in the attack, write an obituary for our 9/11sonaās, and then write and deliver a eulogy as their grief-stricken parent. At one point in the unit the teacher clarified that she hadnāt personally lost anyone to the attack, nor was she anywhere near New York when it happened. She never bothered to ask if any of us had actually lost someone in the attack, which kind of seems like a thing you should do before making us invent fictional victims to give eulogies for. The unit began with her demanding to know where we all were on the day of the attack and what we remembered, and she started crying when we told her that 1. we were two years old at the time and couldnāt remember shit fuck, the closest thing was one of the older kids kind of thought they remembered being very confused at adults freaking out over the TV but that could have been literally anything, and so this meant that 2. we were the last class she would ever teach that could possibly remember 9/11. Probably didnāt help that someone pointed out that we were the class born in 1999, so in two years sheād have students that hadnāt even been born during 9/11. That may have contributed to the teacher crying over the whole thing.
Weāre Canadian.
That last sentence KILLED me. Jesus fuck.
Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?
I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like āis this weird? To like hand make something for someone when weāre like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.ā Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head Iām like yea sheās nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And Iām like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.
People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.
There should be a riot at disneyland there should be people ripping the bricks out of main street USA and throwing them at cops I think a cop should die at the riot at disneyland I want bad things to happen to the walt disney company
i post for the girls who used to read obsessively but can no longer pick up a book and also are no longer girls
POV for when you are going to learn about a recent massive historical and political event for the first time:
you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.