TeRmInOlLy CaPrIcIoUs

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[studiedinapoolofhisownfaeces]

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...

[snealiv-deactivated20141022]

The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[fuctco-deactivated20140703]

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[inthesensethat]

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[grindrbooks]

[64mpg]

[theehorsepusssy]

[saltedume]

[recusation]

She was tearing his pussy tf up itr

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[badpunktakes]

And dat's what punk is really all about