Bird

Super Creature, very draconic👍.

[terriblyignorantbird]

introduction!!!

I’m bird… or jayce… still figuring out names but i’ll get there

I use any pronouns, except she and he (so they, it, and neopronouns). Also not a huge fan of gendered language.

DNI: Not much. Be nice and try not to interact in a sexual way (but i can use the block button)

I’m an omnitherian, with a couple of outliers who stand out.

Void/Nothing conceptkin, often referred to as “void”

#🖤whos there??🖤

Western Dragon (4 legs 2 wings), most instances of “dragon” are this guy, also “normal dragon”

#🦇stomping🦇

Manatee Dragon, basically a manatee but feels more draconic to me, “manatee” or “manatee dragon”

#🦭splashies🦛

Wingless Dragon (wow three dragons), similar to an indoraptor, switching between bipedal and quadrupedal. “Indoraptor” “Raptor” “Dinosaur”

#🦖rawrs n grunts🦘

Might be a system, might not, as i don’t really fit the criteria. I consider myself not, but might use adjacent vocabulary on occasion.

I sometimes get funny (lowk age regression…) and let it all out here. I don’t feel like managing alt account so i dump all my thoughts here.

[infectiouspiss]

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[todaysbird]

saw my first prairie warbler ever…dead by the side of the road…there is no agony like seeing a lifer bird DEAD

[thumpers-dae]

im not a bird watcher, but i hadn't considered this type of grief before. im so sorry. I looked up your bird and did an art about it. I hope thats not inappropriate.

[todaysbird]

i’m not going to lie, this immediately made me tear up. thanks for giving me my perfect sighting!

[merlinmay]

I like it when people commit to the bit

[merlinmay]

There’s MORE of this fucker??????

[opilionest]

Green 💚💚💚💚✅✅✅✅🍀🍀🍀🍀buge part 1 👆

[wizardsoup]

just absolutely CLEARED some apple slices and peanut butter. and i've got big plans to run headfirst into a screen door later #mycharmedlife

[mildly-inconvenient-plur-is]

MIP is having an alter who really wants to front, but we have work and he is nonverbal and only vocalizes in chirps and trills, which is an issue before we work at the front desk of a dormitory building and need to be verbal.

He is startlingly competent given he’s literally a dinosaur and can type fine. I’d let him front if our job wasn’t people-facing, but we can’t. We can’t chirp at people in public buddy.

hey at least he's enthusiastic.

[terriblyignorantbird]

Friendly hath given me some trinkets

[terriblyignorantbird]

they gave birth

[terriblyignorantbird]

Friendly hath given me some trinkets

[dogpuppy]

[oddygody]

Guys please don’t call me dumb but what was so important about the technology on the sm8? And if it was so important why would u not have copies of that technology? And why would you send the only bit of that technology into a place you know people don’t come back from?

[terriblyignorantbird]

I thought it was information it had that wasn’t able to be retrieved, like an image or recording

[robotsincastles]

Y’know, the longer I stare at the fish, the more I can see it used to be human

The way the face is flat and the mouth splits down the middle from a triangular nose-gap, not to mention the eyes which I don’t even think I can get into for my own mental stability

[terriblyignorantbird]

Ohhhhhhhh I was wondering why it had such a human nose bone thing

[woeful-maiden]

the wii disc and the gamecube disc on the wii menu are dating btw

[carmenifold]

and they're both girls

[no-one-offical]

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[squigglinmywaydowntown]

Queerplatonic attraction is so bizarre like wdym I want to fall asleep on your shoulder and I smile every time I think of you and I want to embrace you and kiss you on the cheek and I genuinely love you so much and labeling it as romantic doesn’t seem right, yet labeling it as regular platonic attraction doesn’t seem like enough

What to do

[fluidstatick]

I'm excited and proud and pissed off, because the box office numbers for Iron Lung are impressive, but also disingenuous.

Gross Income is not the same as Profit.

Sam Raimi's Send Help, going into day 4, sits at 20mil, which is a net negative, 50% behind its 40mil budget.

Avatar, touted as the highest profiting film of all time, made a 237% net profit over its entire run.

The final Hxrry Pxtter movie made a 360% net profit.

Mark Fischbach's Iron Lung has turned a 570% net profit. In three days.

3mil-18mil isn't impressive on its face, next to a $500mil film making $2bn. Raw numbers are raw numbers. but for return on investment, Iron Lung is not only running with the biggest studios in the world -- it's crushing them.

[simplysebby]

I don't know. I don't get why more people (/rhetorical) aren't, in some way, invested in youth lib. Like, can you listen to what we're saying? Have you seen what's been happening? Why aren't you infuriated?

My mom told me a story today about how, in her last semester of high school, she had 4 study halls, calculus, and PE. She told me she skipped her study halls and just showed up for calculus and PE so she could graduate. She told me on her senior skip day she went to the lake with nearly her entire class.

I'm not saying this is like, incredibly awesome and educationally productive, but she was a teen. And she did teen stuff.

My school doesn't have study halls. Punishments for absences start once you dip below 95% attendence rates. 3 tardies count as an unexcused absence. We got several emails about how senior skip day was not approved and that anyone caught to be participating would get in school suspension. 45 minute lunches are a "privilege". Skipping class is an in school suspension, which are sent along with grades to colleges you apply for. Speaking of which, the majority of my classmates are still spending hours everyday studying, and failing that, doing part-time jobs, clubs, sports, and volunteering -- all in hopes of getting into the college they want.

Everyone is fucking wiped! Barely any of us enjoy school (+or life, to some extent), many of us are actively suicidal because of school. One of us didn't make it to graduation. This is seen as an "us issue", a matter of mindset (don't worry! Today's quote of the day is another variation of "good mindset = good day, bad mindset = bad day"!!) Most places actively bar or discourage teens from being there (hanging out in a mall = loitering, no minors allowed without parent supervision basically everywhere, walking around with no real goal is "suspicious", etc etc). When we stay inside and go on the internet, we are told that we are the problem, we need to stop spending so much time online, and the solution is social media and phone bans. As if excessive use of electronics by younger people isn't a symptom of a much larger issue. As if bans will solve the problem. As if we like spending our teenage years scrolling.

My friends tell me how their mom took their inheritance money and bought a car. How their dad flipped their shit, verbally and physically, when they dyed their hair. I read stories about people getting messages from online friends that say "I think my parents found out I'm queer" and then never hearing from them again. Have you ever read about the troubled teen industry?

And that isn't even, like, the basics!!! That's barely even scratching the surface!!

Aren't you angry? Aren't you? I need more people to be angry, because I'm not allowed to (don't cha know being angry when you're young justifies abuse I mean discipline?).

[terriblyignorantbird]

a bunch of people came to the store i work at after a dance, and the old people were confused why they wanted to hang out there, but where else is there to go?

[jayrockin]

Questions for Talita. And one more for Idrisah!

Nexus Jovia has no crewed aircraft, because pressurized spinning cylinders that are 15km or less in diameter are not a great place to fly anything large. Meanwhile, Dirtball just doesn't have enough gas clinging to it to make any reasonably proportioned airfoil work.

In the future, Border Leicester sheep have even bigger ears. For, uh, better heat radiation. Because Earth is hotter. No other reason, humans would never gradually exaggerate the breed characteristics of domestic animals over time for no reason but aesthetics!

PATREON | Runaway to the Stars

[terriblyignorantbird]

she’s never seen an airplane ☹️☹️☹️☹️