Tesla Coils

Welcome to Tesla Coils! Featured here is our newest edition, Bunny and Stinky the Leopard Geckos, Smee, the ball python, Squib, the grumpy bearded dragon (not all that grumpy actually), and Phrastus (Sassaphrass) the crested gecko. All photos/gifs/videos, marked or unmarked belong to me alone.

[teslacoils]

Sorry about my absence, I've been dealing with a lot and have been busy but I'm slowly starting to come back out of my shell to post pics and whatnot of the kiddos (my reptiles)

[iguanamouth]

kept getting requests for gryphons so heres a bunch of them At Once

[fishwrites]

Reblogging again to cheer myself up

[sixpenceee]

Deep in the oceans of the southern hemisphere exist 60-foot long tubular creatures that undulate through the water. They’re called pyrosomes. A pyrosome is actually a colony of zooids, a kind of marine invertebrates only about half an inch long.

A pyrosome colony is shaped like a giant tube, closed to a point on one end (this is the front end) and open on the other end (the back end), sometimes with a tail poking out. The walls of this tube are the colony — the individuals (clones) are embedded in a gelatinous material. Their mouths face outwards from the tube, giving them easy access to take in water. They pass that water through their “stomachs” to filter out anything edible, namely plankton, then squirt the filtered water out their other side into the space within the tube. 

This action of sucking in and spitting out water not only helps the colony keep its shape, it’s how the colony moves. This tube is constantly moving, albeit extremely slowly. So while they look completely terrifying, pyrosomes are innocuous and delicate; a gentle wave carries enough force to tear one apart. (Source)

[sucksto-suck]

IT’S THE ALASKAN BULL WORM

[teslacoils]

My mealworm beetles fuckered and made babies

[stunningpicture]

So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

Stay woke

[pual1010-deactivated20150723]

Is this true?

[mallninjacode-deactivated201812]

Not only is it true, it gets worse. The Susan G Komen For The Cure Foundation has actually successfully sued “competing” charities, because (paraphrasing) their “message or branding was infringing.”

You read that correctly: they took money that people had donated to cure cancer, and hired attorneys with it, to sue ANOTHER group of people trying to find a cure for cancer, who, in turn, had to us their donated money to hire their own legal counsel to defend themselves.

[redbloodedamerica]

[spacemohawks]

Yeah signal boost because not enough people know about this and seriously FUCK SUSAN G. KOMEN THEY ARE THE ACTUAL WORST

[beanmom]

Some links…

http://thinkbeforeyoupink.org/

http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/for-the-cure/

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/132728/susan_g_komen_foundation_has

(reblogged in honor of my mother, who died of breast cancer, 11/13/97)

[hello-missvixy-deactivated20160]

Reblog every time I see it. Roughly once a month.

[blockmind]

Also please never forget the pink fracking drill bit

that’s right fracking you know, a process using chemicals known to cause cancer that leech into the water supply

http://www.triplepundit.com/2014/10/baker-hughes-fights-breast-cancer-pink-fracking-drill-bits/

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/pink-drill-bits-bring-complaints-komen-tie-fracking-n223166

[alexithymia42]

It’s that time of year again, please remember Komen is the actual worst

[sofia-ciel]

Komen For The Cure is pretty much awful.

[imaginarycircus]

My mother died in 1996 from breast cancer. Most cancer charities are scams, in that people throw fancy parties and get rich off them and very little money goes into research or support for patients. Here are some vetted cancer charities that get good scores on Charity Navigator and pay medical expenses or fund research:

Breast Cancer Research Foundation

Cancer Research Institute

Dana-Farber Cancer Institute

63 four star rated cancer charities on charity navigator

[spacey-sandwich]

Signal boosting this

[iguanamouth]

lizsword

its good

[iguanamouth]

theyre fine theyre fine its fine

[teslacoils]

😂 this is the best thing

[cleaveyourjaw-deactivated201805]

Honestly, the Babadook officially being recognized as a gay icon is the greatest thing to happen so far in 2017.

[cannibalsuxx-deactivated2018080]

[nicodoll]

In the original 1992 pilot of The Powerpuff Girls “Chemical X” was actually a “Can of Whoop Ass” and the girls were called “The Whoop Ass Girls”

[c-lov3r-deactivated20130204]

oh my god

[wafflehousediarrhea]

I TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS AND THEY GOT ANGRY WITH ME BECAUSE I HAD NO PROOF

[sailorbirdie]

THE VOICE THOUGH

I’M

THE VOICE

[morenamagia]

OH

MY

FUCKING

GOODNESS 

[teslacoils]

PFFFF--

[teslacoils]

💚💚💚

[teslacoils]

[Jurassic park theme music]

[teslacoils]

"Ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!"

[teslacoils]

Deciding [Bunny] (https://www.facebook.com/MisterTeslaCoils/)

[queengeck]

reblog if ur gay and love lizards

[zytican]

this is silly

[tailsandco]

new food war

local sinner @cornsnoot puts butter on his rice

[the-tree-line]

i’vEMADE A MISTAKE

[fwoggu]

???wHO DOESNT

[the-tree-line]

hA

[tailsandco]

[below-the-tree-line]

don’T MAKE ME BRING THIS TO MY SIDEBLOG

[tailsandco]

I CANNOT BELIEVE YA BROUGHT THIS ON, AS IF THERE WERE OPINIONS TO BE HAD BESIDES BAD

[toocutesnoots]

Um. I butter rice. :D

Also butter, milk, and a little bit of sugar make it a tasty breakfast.

[tailsandco]

whAT???????

[courtnashe]

A little bit of butter on rice is actually good.

[tailsandco]

should’ve known you would think so

[courtnashe]

Cause I am alwayse right when it comes to the food choices.

[below-the-tree-line]

OH

[courtnashe]

I bet @tailsandco thinks we put a whole stick of butter in and not just a teaspoon or so like we actually do and maybe some seasoning if it is not a flavorful rice like Jasmin rice.

[tailsandco]

I DON’T PUT ANY BUTTER IN MY RICE

[courtnashe]

JUST TRY IT, A TEASPOON AND MIX IT IN WITH SOME BLACK PEPPER!!!

[tailsandco]

///NO////

[courtnashe]

WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO WHITE AND DENY YOURSELF FLAVOR IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!

[tailsandco]

YALL REALLY GONNA CALL ME WHITE WHILE UR PASTY ASSES PUTTING BUTTER AND PEPPER ON RICE?????

[teslacoils]

Another lover of butter+rice?!? I thought I was alone!

[the-real-ted-cruz]

tumblr mobile glitched and this happened

[jackisbored6969]

like and reblog if you’d support the lizard even if it didnt work

[cutereptiles]

Try again!

[kaijutegu]

“But why do I need a thermostat?”

(This. This is why. I left this plugged in off a thermostat to test it because it wasn’t getting hot when attached to the stat. That happened overnight.)

[theelizard]

Holy crap