Dog with a Blog: Human Edition

Alex is the name, space is the game. I study psychology and history but I still can’t seem to get human interactions down quite right. My fandom days are over, so this blog is really just a memorial to a past life.

[pink-little-butterfly]

Tag Game

go to this website and design yourself https://picrew.me/image_maker/9889 and then tag 4 people 

@the-erikalypse @ethan-loves-you @sugarnitwitch @fanbun (Only if u want too ) 

[purple-star-eyes]

Tagged by: @loveisffandlattes and @itsjustkyss

(sorry it took a while “^^)

Tag:

@chelseareferenced @ask-the-egos @raimeyl @lady-celeste25

[chelseareferenced]

@statictay @toasty-tart @gay-spaghetti @captainsaltypear

[statictay]

Tag:

@the-allies-have-the-phonebox @creative-robot @timeshadow01

[worm-moon-eclipse]

Ngl kinda had fun with this

@arachnoiid @sonderalien @gober-mouch

[goobmook]

It’s in Japanese and I was very confused but now it’s time more more to suffer

@void-bee @darkikyu @cheapcookiez @spacejellybeans

[kalopsiadaemon]

This actually turned out kinda cute 👀

Dunno who to tag…maybe uhhhh

@piligy @crazions @madichuu @foolishkia

[f00lishkia-deactivated20220713]

it me, wow!

[turquoisemagpie]

Turned out pretty good! :)

[cranium-geranium]

woah look it’s me!!

[ghostcats-random-hubworld]

So cute!

@turquoisemagpie @alcordraws @browniefox @crowned-ladybug

[alcordraws]

it me

I tag… whoever

[hermitoftheloup]

It’s all adorable :3

@naturaldisaster-goddess @matamisin @xicarusisfallingx @jinmukangwrites

[jinmukangwrites]

I tag…

@fox-moblin @the-unknown-storyteller @linerwriter

[linerwriter]

O.o it me

I tag: @inked-myths @strugglingtoast @dinfeanoriel @scarlettriot (thanks maia)

[strugglingtoast]

Not much options but eh. I tried.

@olkarianprincess did a better job than I did 🤣

Who else to tag??? @dinfeanoriel hurry up. I did my end of the deal 🤣

[olkarianprincess]

Huehuehue

I love playing w this game lmao this is like my 3rd version of me.

Idk who to tag I haven’t been active 😭😭 #regret

@mirasolla @shadowsatdawn @adreamsart @spookyfloof

[shadowsatdawn]

OMG! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAGGING ME THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN!

I just wish the glasses were purple :( well i love my fur baby Grayson and honestly this just feels so much like me! @keiththepaladin ahh geeze I don’t know who else to tag XD

[midorkiyaizuku-deactivated20200]

Aww thank u for tagging me!!!! This was super fun !!!

I tag (if u wanna do it!) @ashes-and-glitter @starlite-cat @gayrobotninjafucker @sarosenna @anotherstoryanothershipsailed @tqumi @jakereallyishappy @ganseys-mint-plant @andrew-blackthorn @phoneboook @cherriesamelie and anyone else who wants to do it!!!!

[tessaslay]

So cute!

[berrytart]

The Goldfinch (dir. John Crowley) - Official Trailer 

[lawlliets]

https://instagram.com/p/BZ-Xi0hBo0p/

[tessaslay]

🐛

I used to always save worms stuck on the sidewalk when I was a kid. I literally felt guilt just leaving my brethren out to fry alive in the sun. Then my OCD got really bad with germs and stuff so I just let it pass. My fear of germs surpassed my guilt of letting them die.

Now that I’m working through the OCD, I want to regain my status as a hero to the worm community. This weekend, I picked up my first worm in a few years. It wasn’t easy, but I realized this has never been about me.

It’s about the Wormz.

[tessaslay]

There are so many sidewalk worms right now. I shoved my friends onto the grass so many times. We must protect the sidewalk worms.

[its365dayschallenge]

[rooby]

guys i found something revolutionary

[rooby]

i found the site where the arcades get their prizes 

it’s like the childhood holy grail you can get these 

 for 9 cents a piece

[rooby]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

[rooby]

hey guyz guysz did you ever find yourself lost in the woods and lie. just. wish you brought 144 compasses?

[honted]

you’ve given me access to the worst kind of power

[fantasy-costco]

ANYWAY if there’s one thing I learned from this site it’s that buying 144 plastic kazoos as a Christmas present for a ten year old is simultaneously the best and worst possible idea

[acesapphic]

Ready for a long ace-centric metaphor about sex? 

Alright, so. Coffee. I don’t drink coffee. I have no desire to drink coffee. I find people who enthusiastically go on about the flavor differences of lattes, espressos, and french press brews, both amusing and mildly baffling. All the coffee ads. Coffee jokes. Bustling coffee shops. To me, all coffee is similarly bitter and unpleasant. I have been through so many “Try this, it’s sweet! You can’t even taste the coffee!”  Alas, I always can. And I’m  sensitive to caffeine anyway. So, I don’t really think about drinking it when I wake up or am tired.

 Yet I love the smell of coffee. I love the idea of coffee. The feeling of a warm cup taking the chill from my fingers, the cozy ritual of having a drink and chat. I might try someone’s coffee. If they ask, if I want to please them and share in something they enjoy. I am also perfectly capable of learning the preferences of those I care about and creating a cup for their pleasure. 

But I don’t want coffee, generally speaking. I will probably make a face after trying their coffee and wash the taste out with something else. They may rush to reassure me that it is an acquired taste. And I’ll have to reply that it’s a taste I don’t particularly care about acquiring in the way they did. ‘Drink it till you like it’ will never work for me.

 But that doesn’t mean I am against coffee or think people shouldn’t drink it. Doesn’t mean I’ve taken a vow to never drink any. And sure, maybe if you get one of those sugar and whipped cream disasters, more of a warm milkshake than a cup of coffee, I’ll probably be happier sipping it with you. But honestly? I’d rather smell someone else’s coffee and not be expected to drink it. I’d really rather have the heat and sweetness of my hot cocoa. 

[1st-1]

[thehighkingofawesome]

[monachopsis-people]

[midorkiyaizuku-deactivated20200]

HELLO IT IS NEW YEARS EVE AND THAT MEANS THE ONE DAY A YEAR I GET TO OPENLY LOVE MY FRIENDS AND THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU HERE!! I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE FOR YALL!!! There are some,,,,,v special people who I wanna mention bc y’all make my heart happy!!!

Allie ( @ashes-and-glitter ) - allie,,,,,,I think u already know exactly how much u mean to me!!! u may live on another damn continent but we’ve been friends (grillfriends) for years and years and I wouldn’t trade that for anything. I LOVE U SO MUCH AAAH!!!! u make me smile and laugh and cry and help me grow and I hope 2019 is kind to you bc hecc I’m gonna punch someone (coughuselessgatecough) if it’s not. Peace out Thursday is mine ily I don’t know what else to say bc I feel like I can’t put it into words???? I love u beyond death!!! 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♀️🤼‍♀️ I hope u know u mean the World to me.

Mack ( @anotherstoryanothershipsailed )- MY MACK!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s only been a week and yet????? I can’t even put into words how amazing I think you are!!! you’re soft and kind and gentle and every good thing in the world!!! U MAKE MY HEART GO WHOOSH!!! You make me smile every day and u tell me lots of stuff and (possibly most importantly) never kinkshame me LMAO. I LOVE U thank u for showing me all ur writing stuff (skdnsknsksjsjsjanjw ITS ALL SO GOOD UR AMAZING)!!! Time to aggressively support each other through 2019 and honestly? I’m excited for it. I LOVE U LOVE U LOVE U !!!!

Lottie ( @andrew-blackthorn )- u r demon spawn who I hate jsejdjjdiw I’m kidding we’ve been frens forever sorry I’m mean to u and call u a gremlin and accuse you of crimes!!! I really really value u as a friend in my life!!!! Ur so smart and ur so sweet and I think ur the best ily!! I’m always going to be in awe of your writing tbh I tell u I love u a lot and it is very true!!!! U r,,,,,, friend shaped!! Love u fucker x

Angel ( @gayrobotninjafucker )- ANGEL USNJED SK MY SOFT N WARM TIDDY!!! You’re absolutely incredible!! You’re like a double threat artist and writer and like???? I’m in awe of that?? and above all that u are so caring and kind and I’m???? Love u Sm???? You are,,,,, a real life angel,,,,,,, whomst I adore!!! I’m rly happy we’ve become friends!!!! I hope to get to know u heaps better in the upcoming year!!! Big love!

Sarah ( @sarosenna )- sazza!!!!!! YOU ARE SO SO SO GOOD TO ME!!! you give me really good advice and read my shitty writing (even when u don’t understand it) and make me songs on my birthday and send me cool articles !!!!! I appreciate u so much!!!! You’re smart and witty and kind and I love u!!!! My Australian buddy,,,,,thank u for everything!!! You’re a v kind soul and your writing is SO WONDERFUL!!!! I love ur poetry and stories!! I hope ur summer has been good!!

Alex ( @ganseys-mint-plant )- WORMZ YOUVE BEEN IN MY LIFE SINCE I WAS A SHITTY 13 YEAR OLD AND YOUVE WATCHED ME BECOME A SHITTY 17 YEAR OLD LMAO. real talk you’re like the smartest person I know!!!! You’ve always helped me and supported me and I’m beyond thankful!! You’re so warm and kind and I hope 2019 brings you every success the world has to offer

Megan ( @dancenurselove )- MEGAN!!! You’ve been like an older sister to me this year. You’re so patient and kind and sweet, and you always listen to me and I’m so grateful. I’m so lucky to have you in my life!! Seeing photos of mini you is like, a highlight of my year!! Thank u again and I hope we talk lots more in the future!!!!!

Alice ( @wrath-of-the-badger )- we,,,,don’t talk as much as we should. definitely. You’re so so so funny and kind!!! And you make radical drawings and OC’s and I’m so proud of everything you’ve accomplished this year!!! 2019 is gonna be so good and I can’t wait to see what amazing things happen!!!

Bella ( @quiznaks )- bellnya,,,,,I don’t know why we stopped talking so much but I hope u know that I love u so much always!!!! u r so funny skwdjssjn and even seeing ur snap stories makes me laugh. I hope ur trip is heaps of fun!!!!

Steph ( @okimoon )- Stephy!!! Thank u for being kind and poetic and for all the cute stuff you keep on sending me!!!!! I appreciate the heck out of you, and love u to the moon and back!!!

Lilly ( @lillyndra )- AAAA IM SO GLAD I KNOW U THROUGH ALLIE LMAOOOOO. you’re so sweet and happy and I hope uni overseas is going v well for u!!!! I love u lots thank u for always sending me cute animal photos lmao!!!!!

Bia ( @hvnwblues )- I AM ALSO HAPPY I KNOW U THROUGH ALLIE!!! Thank u for being super sweet this year!!! U make Allie happy and therefore u make me happy lmao. I love reading the stuff you write when I get a chance, it’s incredible!! I hope 2019 is super good to you!!!

(Please tell me I didn’t forget anyone ohmygod)

[tessaslay]

❤️❤️

[tessaslay]

“Worminator worminator you’re a worminator oh, worminator, oh you’re a worminator baby you you you are, you you you are, worminator worminator worminator worminator”

— Chris

[tessaslay]

Cursed content.

[tessaslay]

Worminator worminator you’re a worminator oh, worminator, oh you’re a worminator baby you you you are, you you you are, worminator worminator worminator worminator

Chris

[sivsart]

hi hello, it’s from the greatest cinematic moment of all time, bye

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[blond-shell]

“It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress.”

—  LOST (2004-2010)

[varusai]

me: say it— i need to hear those three words

library database: Full Text Online

me, shedding tears: i love you too

[teathattast]