im dreaming 'bout those dreamy eyes

[depsidase]

[arfarfgirl]

the t4t dream is transmasc fucking a transfem as he holds her knee to her shoulder and fucks her cock with his cunt until you can’t tell who’s inside who

[klapollo]

stop making "callout songs" for your petty friend drama for tiktok fame. stop posting your child's trauma for engagement. stop taping strangers for likes. stop putting stories of other people's betrayals and pain that you overheard in public on tiktok as "storytime" and throwing as many identifying details in as you can to make it the world's business. stop making the world into the truman show. fucking hell!

[orangetubor]

Polycule except one of them isn't dating anyone they're just there

[beardedmrbean]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Everyone defending wheat is like “oh once I grind it into a powder and add like 17 things to it and add heat it tastes so good!”

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know, we have gruel recipes from the Middle Ages where people added beer or cooked onions or milk to their hot cereals. You don’t have to like oatmeal but boiled hot cereals have been a staple of the human diet for a long time and we haven’t just eaten them plain this entire time. Heck, we don’t even eat bread by itself most times. There’s a lot of things that just eaten plain and boiled by themselves wouldn’t be very good. And that’s essentially what plain oatmeal is. Just boiled oats. Like most people throughout history would eat something with that.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Here’s something to try out if you don’t like breakfast oatmeal. Savory oatmeal. Make the oatmeal with broth, add some herbs you like, and mix some meat or cooked veggies into it. I like putting an egg in there too.

Embrace the adding like 17 things to your oatmeal. Think of hot cereal like a base, same way you do with bread or rice.

[helloiamaegg]

we dont add 17 things to bread, we add like 3, and to rice, it can be enjoyed on its own

This is probably the one time I'll disagree with you, oatmeal sucks

[what-even-is-thiss]

Well I’m not big into plain rice so 🤷🏼‍♂️

[textbookhippieman]

we also really only had like 3 things to oatmeal too. sweetner, berries, nuts? sweetner, berries, chocolate? sweetner, chocolate, spices

[itszonez]

JANELLE MONÁE photographed by MASON ROSE (Halloween 2023)

[zagreus]

They're so real for this

[lewishcmilton]

may his legacy live on, rest in peace 🕊️

[vikingfunerals]

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

[bringcal]

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

[scifimagpie]

I have no mouth and I must stream

[isitasandwich]

Behind The Sandwich

We give you some insight into how we decide what is and what isn’t a sandwich.

Burger King Real Cheeseburger - Sandwich by a 3-0 vote.

Hungry Musician - Yes, food between bread. There's no such thing as too much cheese.

Sandwich Blandwich - That's a lot of cheese. It's a sandwich.  

Creatively GF - Gross but that would make the cheesiest grilled cheese maybe. Still a sandwich.

[sandmandaddy69]

[bogleech]

Saw this Trucks Discourse on facebook and I'm not part of that world but yeah that one on the left is delightful and I really had no idea just how wasteful and pointless the other kind is until this comparison

[fucking-what]

[crevicedwelling]

it’s so sad that they’ve been selectively bred for size and aesthetics over their health. look at that pushed-in muzzle—there’s no way the one on the right can breathe properly

[vbartilucci]

Maybe I was just never around the type of people to get me into it, but I've never had the desire or felt the need for one of these oversized behemoths. Or any multi-hundred thousand dollar vehicle, or watch, or anything like that, I simply don't see the point in them.

[wilwheaton]

I always feel a little sad for the guy driving that huge, expensive, monument to performative capitalism. He's so insecure and weak, and he announces it every time he gets behind the wheel. (I mean, I'm sure he announces it everywhere he goes -- they all do -- but this is especially loud.)

[textbookhippieman]

TBH I am insecure and weak and that's why I want a big truck. I need an outlet for something. Therapy basically told me to do what I want. I also need help. Consider it a cry for help. It's pretty much the only option because when men actually do ask for help we're shoved away. Unfortunately love is a privilege

[weantuniverse]

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[awyissgrilledcheese]

[surskip]

i went into costco for the first time ever yesterday. i dont think ive ever been in a store that made me feel more like i was constantly in the way and everyone wanted to kill me

[surskip]

[textbookhippieman]

I am dead ass alone