hi

he/him i reblog sometimes

[fairycosmos]

IDK it pisses me off the way people act like murderers are some sort of great puzzle to be solved when 90% of the time its literally just a boring freak that hates women

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[nedlittle]

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

[nedlittle]

another one bites the dust

[boomvagynamite]

List of other people who also suck for this reason:

Bill Nighy

Hugh Laurie

James McAvoy

John Lithgow

Katherine Parkinson

Keira Knightley

Kit Harrington

Leo Woodall

Mackenzie Crook

Mathew MacFadyen

Matt Berry

Nick Frost

Paul Whitehouse

Peter Serafinowicz

Riz Ahmed

Shirley Bassey

Simon Armitage

Simon Pegg

Stephen Fry

Stephen Mangan

Warwick Davis

[traycakes]

'Black Mirror' director turns down offer to work on 'Harry Potter' series: "Absolutely fucking not"

Black Mirror director Ally Pankiw rejected an opportunity to work on HBO's Harry Potter series because of J.K. Rowling's views on gender. 

"It simply is this easy to say no to funding transphobia"

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[michaelmoonsbookshop]

superb art nouveau design endpapers c1905 by Talwin Morris - Friend and contemporary of Charles Renniw Mackintosh

[vergak]

[katelyn-danger]

[wingwisher]

look if anything the hormones have made me more capable of accidentally creating thralls

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Our predecessors didn't drink horse piss for this

[masterspider5]

drink what

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Horse piss. From pregnant mares. High in bioavailable estrogen complexes. Early form of MtF HRT.

You can still get it in some drugs, although most modern ones use synthetics instead.

[lierdumoa]

[eterniascent]

I want to kiss this twitter user

[cantabilechaos]

In one of the cities by me, all of the large Catholic churches where each founded by a different group of immigrants and every year they each host their own cultural festival largely centered around selling food and knickknacks from their founding country to raise money while also having traditional dancers and music and such. One of the best ones to get food at is the Greek festival where they stuff a gigantic leg of lamb in a to go box with all kinds of other goodies. My boyfriend is a plumbing engineer and just found out that he will likely be redesigning their kitchen. He is TERRIFIED. Like he always speaks directly to the people who use whatever it is he’s designing to find out what they’re looking for in the renovations and these old Greek ladies who cook all the food for the festival will absolutely remember who he is as the handsome young man who asked them how they want the kitchen redone instead of just listening to the bosses and like if he screws anything up he can never show his face at Greek fest again.

One of the main things is that he often has to hide the floor sinks in kitchens because people are like magnetically drawn towards them when they want to dump out nasty mop water and that can fuck up the pipes, but he doesn’t want the cooks to be annoyed by having their floor sinks in a weird spot. I told him all he needs to do is to find the three meanest grandmas there and tell them “I put this sink here just for you because I don’t want anyone coming in here and clogging all your sinks by dumping things that shouldn’t go in there” and those sinks will be guarded better than Fort Knox. No one will be allowed near those sinks without a mean grandma standing directly behind them making sure they use the sink right. You do not host an event as large as Greek fest without at least 3 mean grandmas running that kitchen like the navy and they will protect your sinks with their lives when you tell them you designed them with their own cooking needs in mind.

[importantcatpics]

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

fuck w me

[pukicho]

It’s 7:30am and I have yet to sleep. Please explain this, scientists. Why did I never get tired? It just never happened.

[luc1n-d0es-stuff]

I haven't slept in 3 days! :)

[pukicho]

We are not competing

[pukicho]

You’re all so incredibly useless to me it’s insane

[dateamonster]

secret organizations for studying paranormal phenomena are always calling the creatures they find like "specimen 58008" or some fake latin taxonomy or something vague and ominous like "the red angel" or whatever and thats all well and good but i want a story about a bunch of cryptozoologists going around naming things the way people name like actual birds and lizards and shit.

i want to get lost in the woods and meet the ring-tailed tree creeper and roger's false elk. i want a character who is desperate to prove this monster is actually a distinct species from that very similar looking monster so they can name it after themself. i want two field researchers narrowly escaping an encounter with some ten foot tall thing made of carnivorous vines and one of them is like wow wait til the guys back at the lab hear we got that close to a lesser thorn-backed bone eater 🙂 and the other scientist is like.,...... 😰lesser?

[dateamonster]

thank you for appreciating my boobs calculator joke but the real overlooked gem of this post is rogers false elk. basically this entire post was just an excuse to come up with a hypothetical monster called rogers false elk. its just so pleasing to me. does nobody care him? does nobody but me care for rogers false elk?

[rederiswrites]

Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.

[jottingprosaist]

Shareholder Profit: War (the casus belli for attacks on workers' rights)

Private Equity: Pestilence (they are parasites that voraciously strip the value out of a healthy business until it withers and dies)

Workforce Optimization: Famine (cutting hours and employees until the business is starved of staff, barely functioning)

Corporate Personhood: Death (a hollow, shambling mockery of a human with rights and needs)

[rederiswrites]

Yeah I can work with that.

[damazcuz]

Ugh who closed last night, twisted amalgamations of flesh and fur are everywhere 😑 🧹

[yeesiine]

[anglaised]

bf was being weird in the bathroom like sneaking around and i was like dude wtf r u doing and he dropped his head in like shame and says “ive been trying to germinate a mango seed” ….and then theres a mango seed on top of the bathroom cabinet in a plastic bag with a little sprout …he wanted to surprise me….

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also people being obsessed with Greek mythology as kids wasn’t invented by Percy Jackson. My dad read the Iliad and the odyssey in high school because one of his friends was super obsessed with Ancient Greek lit and he was like “well I can’t let him be smarter and more well read than I am I’ve gotta catch up”