and then you became the moon

"I’m not strong enough to live in an instant, but I’m not numb enough to live through eternity, either. " links for mobile

[lowpolyanimals]

Fish from World of Warcraft

[blemgoid]

THE POMPOUS FOP has declined your gift.

1x MID-GRADE BRANDY 1x STRINGY GAME HEN 1x MEDIOCRE PLUM PUDDING

Have been returned to your inventory.

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

[medievaljournalist]

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

[bromdebus]

I heard the barons regiment of black iron knights put all the bandits to the sword and also burned the isolated forest village and tortured the elderly priest

[medievaljournalist]

that's messed up

[dateamonster]

adopting a guardian angel from the shelter but theyre untrained and undersocialized so i have to chain them up in the yard during the day to keep them from tearing up the furniture and they try to smite anybody who comes too close to the house

[vogel-princesa]

𝖠𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗅 𝖧𝗈𝗍𝗅𝗂𝗇𝖾 📞

I love this webcomic so bad, you don't understand.

You can read it on Instagram and Webtoon!

[easel-eisel]

you should probably worry about the wraith as well

[c3po]

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

[effemimaniac]

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

[charl0ttan]

i told a spider about hatred and it spun a web that clearly conveyed a sense of betrayal and dissolutionment at the world

[calebwittebane]

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[calebwittebane]

time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[the-frightening-ghoul-jr]

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[dustyoo10]

[woodlandkisses]

Shattered porcelain sculptures by Glen Martin Taylor

[irondive]

[jame7t]

man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

[cryptotheism]

From what

[jame7t]

nobody would be able to stop me

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

[davidemmerich]

I'm a big hit at parties because I say things like "death to all who oppose us" and "the reckoning is at hand" when I’m clicked on