What if Tik Tok was called Dick Cock

We demand the abolition of New Yorker tote bags

[e-102]

[segamascott]

[isawken]

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

[kensawyou]

what’s a henway?

[isawken]

ABOUT 3 TO 5 POUNDS!!!!

[sacred-portal]

[deadgenerations]

I understand the usefulness of saying 'violence never solves anything' and the importance of the social norm that "political violence is unacceptable" but I do find it very, very funny when people pretend they actually believe these things, ESPECIALLY american liberal-democrats (in the classical sense not in the voteblue sense). Because it requires the American believing their own revolution was unjustifiable and that slavery being ended by war was also unjustified. Unless you are a practicing Janist you do believe that a degree of violence is permissible or necessary or justified under certain conditions. I've never met someone who said they believed these things that actually did believe these things when pressed.

I think it's more useful to frame ones objections to violence and political violence as necessary for the functioning of society, rather than as abstract Truths.

[mitigatedchaos]

The median level of political discourse is just not very advanced.

Voteblues have been winding themselves up, but they don't really know a whole lot, and they don't really think things through all that much. The median person that they're arguing against also isn't that politically sophisticated.

The voteblues are showing off how brave and loyal they are by calling for a war. It never even occurs to them that, under the U.S. system, like half the policy they want could be done by California, and if California isn't doing it now, there is no reason to believe that it would be done after a war. Likewise, some of the things they want have no suitable policy available.

The person arguing against them also won't know this, so instead of, "if we don't know how to have perfect schools now, how would fighting a war teach us how to have perfect schools?" we get "violence never solves anything."

Essentially, the opponent is trapped in the assumption that the voteblues are correct on policy, and are only wrong on how much violence is suitable.

[lanametlinum]

I’m tellin’ ya Scoob. Like, I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder. Man, one of the four beasts saying “come and see” and, like, I saw! But then I was like ZOINKS!! A white horse!!!

[romehbo]

noooooo dont twist the historical source material into an incomprehensible vapid shell of itself in order to make it fit ur ultramodern leftist western view of morality ur so sexy haha

[yokelfelonking]

Don't hide this in the tags

[frogus]

"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

[tylostoma]

[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

[freelyunder]

punk is when you look to your peers for approval that what you are doing is acceptable

[pictures-of-dogs]

the age old question

[needacupoftea]

[pictures-of-dogs]

[targetedknowledge]

[dailycatsblog]

[thoodleoo]

gordon ramsay at a feast of emperor elagabalus: fuck me. the food's just rocks covered in wax. fucking hell. almost broke a tooth on that one. scuse me, can i get some real fucking food over here? (the waiter is currently suffocating under a giant pile of rose petals that have been dropped down from the ceiling) dying on the job. wonderful. i'd die too if i had to eat this food (distant roar of a lion) and now he's sending in his pet lions to attack the guests. un-fucking-believable. at least someone's eating well tonight

[local-queer-classicist]

Hey I couldn’t sleep so I’ve been making Elagabalus memes like most normal people do when they can’t sleep please enjoy my memes

[autotuneangel2000moved-deactiva]

[neverwonderneverremember]

we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu