Hot Mess Express

Ashley, 25, dedicated to the biggest weeb

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[classicalliberalleague]

^

[polyglotplatypus]

Love Is Stored in The You

[moonpaw]

[toastbutteregg]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

[nevver]

Tea time, Erika Lee Sears

[gravegospel]

Visit Original Link

[deereye]

[bearie]

i can’t wait to get married. everyone i know has to come see me looking gorgeous and better than them and watch me get tongue from a hot person who wants to spend the rest of their life with me all while knowing i’m going to get RAILED that night

[fluoride-bomb]

i just scooted my chair and felt the vibrations in my asshole does this mean im gay

[uglythug-deactivated20181112]

That was just me sending chakra vibrations to your prostate don’t worry about it bro

[fluoride-bomb]

ok bro vibes received, namaste

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

[babyanimalgifs]

A dream

[beaft]

i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening

[diaryofalandlockedmermaid]

Like this.

[tariqah]

If you are an older sister you are entitled to a financial compensation. If you’re an older brother fuck u

[hurglewurm]

yall ever worked in retail

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[sniper-at-the-gates-of-heaven]

in the late 1790s it was in style to wear earrings depicting the execution of louis xvi.

[divine-rights-of-kings]

This symbolizes one of the worst tragedies to afflict the west. An absolute affront to God

[marat]

[silvaris]

Path to the Ruins in Brinscal Woods by Alex West