[harry-watson]

Sherlock: is owed a favor from someone for getting them off the hook for hacking into the Pentagon

Sherlock: can I borrow your dog pls

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

i am not going to have sex with hillary clinton

[surprisebitch]

just hilling in cedar rapids

[minniti]

straight people will try so hard to erase anything gay you can have two boys rolling around in the grass and they gotta explain it like:

[handbasketofdreams]

Just bros being grass inspectors.

[el-pony-qlo]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

This is probably one of the most obscure references that I think could possibly be made

[turquoisewave]

I can’t think of a single person who wouldn’t get this.

[zechv]

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

[greglestrade]

Sherlock s4 

[futchcassidy]

HOYL SHIT????????????

[glitterhunny-blog]

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[thankyoumrdata]

Me: Eats food with lipstick on.*Lip stick gets on food*

Food: *blushes*

[just-shower-thoughts]

I want to be a spelling bee judge so that I can give a finalist the word “their” and when they ask for how to use it in a sentence I’ll say “They’re over there with their friends.”

[abeeiamnot]

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

[retrogamingblog]

This 7-year-old boy is making light-up Pokeball badges to keep kids safe while playing Pokemon Go in the dark.

Check out his gofundme page here

[doodlee-a]

COOL!

[pokemon-i-choose-you]

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

is 2016 even real or just a weird dream we’re all having

[lesbianshepard]

i keep thinking about how pokemon go is probably driving baby boomers up the fucking wall. packs of millennials roaming all staring at their cellphones. 

[funnygamememes]

All I see on my tumblr and twitter news feed at the moment