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@that-bitch-artemis
Eros-*drinking a glass of chocolate milk*
Artemis- "you're lactose intolerant!"
*chugs milk faster*
Artemis- "oh my god.."
*finishes and slams cup down*
Eros- *out of breath*
"Im also allergic to chocolate."
-That one time Eros threw up on himself @itserosbitch
Good one
“Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he’ll drop like a stone.”
— Dalton, Roadhouse (1989)
Remember girls ...
🌍🌎🌏
BRO, QUIT FUCKING UP MY ECOSYSTEMS
@im-persephone-bitch. Dramatic hoe had to take a second to be edgy as perusal.
"Ooo wait its aesthetic!"
Like; Bitch can we go? its cold!
Zeus: God of the g0ds
Hades: Spooky boi
Artemis: I fuck no one, and consequently give no fucks
Everyone in Olympus: *is injured*
Athena, who is not injured: Oh my goodness! What happened?!
Dionysus holding his hurt arm: A mistake! A tragedy! A horrible event!
Hermes, nursing a wound on his leg: A complete warzone...
Apollo: It was Bedlam, Chaos, utter destruction.
Athena: *frantically hurries over to the center*
She hears the Muses singing as it gets louder with each step. As the center is more cleared, she sees a single chair. Athena realizes what is going on: musical chairs. She notices the last two contestants practically flying around the chair. Artemis and Ares flinging themselves in circles around the seat, holding a death grip onto the back of it. The Muses have not dare to stop, they are just as in it as the ones playing. No one else is watching but them and Athena. No one else can. And Athena understands why. The music gets louder, the game intensifies, then suddenly, the Muses cease.
Ares makes his move towards the chair, but Artemis pulls it from under his sitting rear. The two fight over dominance of the chair, before Artemis holds the legs of it. She swings, aiming for Ares. Knocking him out, she sets the chair down and plants herself on top.
Musical Chairs is over.
Artemis won.
Moon lover
JUST FYI.
Eyyyyy, I'm Artemis!! i live with my two favorite losers Persephone and Eros. I ushualy post either aesthetics, activist shit, maybe a quick 'this just happened' shit post or even a rare photo of either myself or something equally amazing. and You can find our what we call our 'things we say now' or stupid out of context quotes updated regularly on sephy's blog @things-we-say-now
You can follow Eros and Persephone's personal blogs at
@itserosbitch
&
@im-persephone-bitch
Artemis: I vote we drink, hike, and destroy dick
Athena: What would you say the height of stupidity is?
Artemis:
Artemis: HEY APOLLO HOW TALL ARE YOU REAL QUICK?
Artemis: I'm 50% intelligence, 80% power and 70% badass.
Apollo: thats 200%
Artemis: im twice the man you will ever be
