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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Fai_Ryy
Fieri Frames

ellievsbear
EXPECTATIONS
The Bowery Presents
One Nice Bug Per Day
ojovivo
The Stonewall Inn
Keni

pixel skylines
hello vonnie
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@that-british-punk
Bothersome beast, comforting friend
based firemen
you sign up for the job because you want to save lives, and sometimes you get a chance to just be really, really, clear about "yes it is my job to save lives, there is an obstacle, and i am paid to use an axe to solve this problem"
I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.
For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.
But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.
WERE GONNA FUCK SHIT UPPPPPPPP
did this at 2am or something in a ms-paint esque website after listening to "Fuck Shit Up (Whananana)" by Wingnut Dishwashers Union on loop
“hand in unlovable hand.”
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.
THIS USER DOES NOT SUPPORT THE SALVATION ARMY !!!!!!
couple’s t-shirt idea
"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
AJJ: I hope you all can forgive me
Mountain Goats: I am unforgivable, we both are
Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains: I wont forgive YOU so I sure as hell dont expect you to forgive me
Dayz n Daze: I don't even WANT to be forgiven, fuck you
Ramshackle Glory: I dont care if you forgive me, because I forgive me
if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won
listen. listen. the consumption of animal products is about mutually beneficial relationships Not domination and that's why prioritizing animal r*ghts over animal welfare is an absolutely brain fungus take to have
urban leftists who've never so much as raised a chicken will be like "umm think about the politics of your diet???" because they can't conceive of the fact that domestication is an incredibly sweet gig for most livestock where they don't have to look for their own food or shelter or water are protected from predators and also get free healthcare and a quick clean death
100%
The actual issues with our current livestock system are because of capitalism and industrialization. Can we please focus our energy on the global paradigm being cruel and unsustainable to us, the planet, AND livestock instead of getting lost in virtue signaling
"For most of human history, the anticruelty ethic and laws expressing it sufficed to encapsulate social concern for animal treatment for one fundamental reason: During that period, and today as well, the majority of animals used in society were agricultural, utilized for food, fiber, locomotion, and power. Until the mid-20th century, the key to success in animal agriculture was good husbandry, a word derived from the old Norse term for ‘‘bonded to the household.’’ Humans were in a contractual, symbiotic relationship with farm animals, with both parties living better than they would outside of the relationship. We put animals into optimal conditions dictated by their biological natures, and augmented their natural ability to survive and thrive by protecting them from predation, providing food and water during famine and drought, and giving them medical attention and help in birthing. The animals in turn provided us with their products (e.g., wool and milk), their labor, and sometimes their lives, but while they lived, their quality of life was good. Proper husbandry was sanctioned by the most powerful incentive there is: self-interest! The producer did well if and only if the animals did well. Husbandry was thus about putting square pegs in square holes, round pegs in round holes, and creating as little friction as possible doing so. Had a traditional agriculturalist attempted to raise 100,000 chickens in one building, they would all have succumbed to disease within a month."
Rollin, B.E. (2005). Animal Agriculture and Social Ethics for Animals, Encyclopedia of Animal Science. Marcel Dekker, New York.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Imagine a sub ruining themselves over your voice. You call them pet names and they become all flustered. Your hand pinning them to the nearest surface as they squirm beneath your grasp. You lean in and moan into their ear before describing all the sickening things you want to do to them, they rub their legs together to get some satisfaction from your words as their eyes roll into the back of their head. You watch them crumble with just your words and you haven’t even touched them yet…
being pinned down and commanded to struggle/try to break free for their amusement is 🥴