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plumeriyaaa

Coworker friendships be like (inspired by that one ayo edibiri and ebon moss-bachrach story pic)

#spiderman brand new day #obsessed with them #give me fic yall

soursopper

*sweating profusely*

xiaozhanhub

Wei Wuxian | The Untamed

#insane of them really

allpiesforourown

WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN!!!!

#i love thwm sm

chirmartir

CH

rederiswrites

Okay two things

1) every time I see something like this, or photos of wild unrealistic landscapes that really exist, or spectacular architecture, whatever it is, I think again that when we write fantasy, we NERF REALITY. That is, here's some dude with a special interest and a brain that somehow lacks basic self preservation mechanisms, and he's out here looking like a super hero. Regular humans are capable of things we seem super human. Real landscapes are more fantastical than our fantasies. Reality is more fantastical than our fantasies.

2) how the fuck did he not kick out any windows that's the most impressive part of the whole video.

jackhawksmoor

this man is his own zombie apocalypse team, adding anyone else would just slow him down

rj-abacura

So as someone who used to teach parkour back in the day, this dude isn’t just talented. His technique is amazing.

It’s not just about not kicking out windows. Controlling how you land is about shock absorption, about minimizing the strain on your joints. It also makes you quieter when you move. A good landing should be as silent as possible, because loud landings hurt. That’s the foundation of everything else you do in parkour. So by the time you’re climbing buildings, if you’re breaking windows it means you don’t have enough control to land safely and it’s time to go back to your ground basics.

#parkour parkour is that a rock ill jump over it #no one understands this reference and thats ok #people being cool

lesbianshepard

the context is the final line Martial 5.34 if anyone’s wondering:

To you, father Fronto and mother Flacilla, this girl

I commend: she was my sweet and my delight.

Little Erotion must not be frightened by the dark shades

and the monstrous mouths of Tartarus’ hound.

She was due to complete the chills of a sixth midwinter, no more,

Had she not lived that many days too few.

Now let her frisk and play among old friends

Now let her chatter, and so lisp my name.

And let the soft turf cover her brittle bones:

Earth, lie lightly on her: she lay lightly on you.

#always kills me.#KILLS ME #grief is so universal that we can read something a grieving parent wrote thousands of years ago and it is the same sentiment we have now #a parent losing a child will always be the worst pain a human can experience

soyochii

No grave can hold my body down, I'll crawl home to you. 🦋🏮

#this song is about them #as well as hymn to virgil #hualian #tgcf

minabatsstuff

A damian drawing, I accept tips

Reference:

#perfect #no notes #my son is so smol #damain wayne

dogpuppy

#just thinking this today.#i need something between the first and second setting fr

shadow27

witchofprose-deactivated2020041

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

untitled12573

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

lab-gr0wn-lambs

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

knitmeapony

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

theprofessional-amateur

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

#memes #the more things change the more they stay the same

negativ00

great-and-small

supreme-leader-stoat

DNI if you've ever:

Been to Greenland

Been to Denver

Buried treasure in St. Louis (or St. Paul for that matter)

Been to Moscow

Been to Tampa

Been to Boston (only if you went during the fall, though)

Hoisted a mainstay

Swabbed a poop deck

Veered to starboard

You know what just DNI if you've ever sailed at all

Walked a gangplank

Owned a parrot (I shouldn't have to explain this one)

Been to Boston in the fall (cannot overstate this)

edgar-allan-possum

Okay, but what if I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall?

cheshireinthemiddle

That's just nonsense. Am I right? What do you think?

#... i think you look like captain crunch

allsadnshit

Ugly book covers are actually unforgivable and totally a part of the artistry and count as an aspect of the book I don't fw the "don't judge a book by its cover" shit like actually that matters actually even the font choice and book binding practice matters have you ever heard of putting your whole heart into something or is it normal to work hard on one part then bullshit the rest like what the fuck was anyone talking about with that nonsense lmao

#i work with books #i see hundreds of books a day #i DEFINITELY judge a book by its cover #intentional design matters #had a coworker bring me a murder mystery the other day and the pages were dyed to look like there was blood pouring from the top of the book #and seeping down so it was lighter on the bottom #cool af and unique enough he felt the need to show me #thats what you want!!#make your book look interesting enough that my coworkers pick them up out of hundreds of books to show me and start a convo about!

beardedmrbean

#whatever song you think hes singing #its not #best video on the internet

de-activated-offical

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

#me not doing it right now

kosmogrl

this is so cool!!

kosmogrl

that-fruitsbasketcase

knightofleo

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

astarlingdiscovery

punished-ned

Dad loves you and feeds you. But he is also dumb and feeds you a wonderfully done wagyu steak. You are 3 days old.

swan2swan

Okay, but check out this video from mid-May 2022 of a Kestrel Dad who just kept piling up voles and mice beside his babies when the mom was injured/killed/mia’d by owls…but then watched one of his babies just swallow a lizard and went “OH. I can feed them small food!” and learned to tear it apart!

EDIT: There’s a not-zero percent chance that this could be the same dad???????? The source is the same–Robert E Fuller–but they could be different birds.

swan2swan

UPDATE: Not only has Mister Kes learned to feed his chicks all on his own…

….the three chicks who were taken out of the nest for intensive care after the mom disappeared were put back in, and he just started feeding them, too.

He’s a single father of six who does not possess the instincts to feed even one of his offspring, but he learned and adopted that behavior without difficulty and is now hunting and providing for six kids all on his own.