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Any Pronouns, 25, Autistic, Aro Ace, Awkward ♤ Picrew pics by @rosey-arts (big) and @djarn (small)

[homunculus-argument]

2026 roommate: The dishwasher's loaded. 1926 roommate, having a black coffee, a cigarette, a shot of whiskey, two uppers and a downer for breakfast: Then what the fuck's he washing dishes for?

[cartoon-lizard]

[hbmmaster]

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

"How do I get out of Elmo's World?"

"Elmo doesn't know! :D"

"O-kay..."

[peppapigvevo]

The Backrooms (2026)

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sometimes I'll see a post about some discourse and just think "who the actual fuck is getting into fights about that"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

*turns over a log in the woods and sees the little bugs engaged in a fistfight* have you guys ever seen the sun

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

btw I'm not talking about niche fandom drama. this was specifically about one post I saw about how it's cruel to pet animals

[asneakyfox]

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

[asneakyfox]

btw this is maybe the single most key distinguishing feature of the terfy strains of radical feminism, the seed all the rest of it springs out of: they have absolutely no faith in the ability of feminism to actually destroy patriarchy. they do not think feminism can truly build a better world. they cannot really even imagine that possibility. they think patriarchy is an inevitable natural consequence of unchangeable biological facts, and therefore the goal of feminism can only be to mitigate the worst effects of patriarchy, not to get rid of it.

they can imagine a society where women get some designated safe spaces without men around. they cannot imagine a society where the presence of men is not inherently a danger to women.

[sleepy-bebby]

[thehmn]

Listening to Andy Weir talk about eridians is so funny because fans are always talking about Rocky and Adrian as these “soft” adorable aliens but Weir won’t ever let us forget that their species are apex predators on their planet. Not like humans who became apex predators by inventing weapons, but natural top of the foodchain like lions or polar bears. So far I haven’t found an interview where Weir explains who ate eridians in the ancient past that caused them to watch over each other while they slept; another predator species or rivaling eridians.

Grace is joking around with a selectively violent creature that can rip his soft squishy body apart in an instant!

But it’s also a lot of fun to hear Weir talk about all the stuff he wants to include in a possible sequel, like the fact that eridians can have several conversations at once even with the same eridian. He imagine Rocky and Adrian bickering in one conversation while having a nice conversation at the same time that slowly turns into a fight and all of a sudden they’re yelling at each other in two conversations about different things.

He also says they have terrible spacial memory because they can see everything around them all the time thanks to their echo location so to them it’s crazy that humans can only see in one direction but still remember what’s behind them and even what the last room they were in looks like. Apparently eridians mostly just remember that the room exists and that it has the computer in it but if you asked them where the computer is placed in the room they’ll struggle to give a precise answer.

And Rocky got scared when Grace hugged him because eridians don’t have a concept of expressing affection with physical touch. To them it’s only neutral or violent because thanks to their hard shell they can’t really feel much. They only use it to move each other around or to break through their prey’s shell to get to the soft insides. So in their inter-species friendship only Grace would feel any desire to touch Rocky. It makes it very cute that Rocky joins in on Grace’s hugging ritual. It’s purely for Grace’s sake.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[i-am-a-fish]

🔲 relax shoulders/unhinge jaw

🔲 stretch in any way that feels comfortable

🔲 go find+drink some water or any refreshing drink

🔲 deep breath

🔲 resume your silly activity of choice

[im-a-sentient-magic-carpet]

U-unhinge jaw?

[i-am-a-fish]

I meant to write unclench your jaw but yeah. pop it open like a cold one. live a little

[i-am-a-fish]

when the belly has rolls

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Here it is, the sexiest thing I could think of dressing up as for Halloween.

[fucknosexistcostumes]

Amazing.

[phobiathereaper]

beautiful

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Since it’s doing the rounds again, enjoy my peak Halloween costume.

[the-haiku-bot]

Since it’s doing the

rounds again, enjoy my peak

Halloween costume.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[depsidase]

[skajador]

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#my bag got checked for meat products lmao#but like it was so fair#i didnt finish a burrito and put it in my bag but i threw it out before i got to that area#so understandably the sniffer dogs sniffed that and i had to explain after my bag got dismantled#it was less stressful than how many cops got called during my layover because i had a dollhouse telescope#that they thought was a bullet#and there's only so stressful that could be since it's not a bullet

Loving the idea of getting stopped for maybe having a bullet when you didn't have a gun. What did they think you were going to do with it.

[sharkfiinn]

i wonder how long carl knew before grace did

[tlirsgender]

Cats that are REALLY human socialized and tolerant of touching are so funny. You can just grab them and pick them up. Boneless. Squish their little face in your hand. They love it. But what's funnier is when you get used to one of those and then absentmindedly pet a normal cat weirdstyle and they're like MYAGH?? & you're just like ykw you're right my bad girl

[tlirsgender]

Grabbing a cat and kind of wiggling it back and forth will have wildly varying results depending on if the cat is normal or boneless

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[obliviasart]

Example #1726473 why I will never stop telling people how important Calvin and Hobbes was to me growing up. Kids need this shit, they need to be shown that it’s normal to make mistakes sometimes and that adults should be able to recognize and apologize when they treat their kids unfairly in response.

[sambuchito]

genia!!!

[bisexual-space-cowboy]

[hailed-marys]

based on a conversation with a friend from a few days ago