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Ray - idk (they/she) - pansexual - 16 - why be sad when there are memes??

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You know that thing where people recreate their old family photos? Lance’s family are those people

Keep reading

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Nine things about being brought back from the dead

You will be cold

You will wake up screaming, you all do.

Your entire body will throb, the pain will eventually subside; being brought back is never a painless task.

Do not get up immediately, you will be nauseous and your body will need time to readjust to this realm.

Ask for more blankets, you will feel very cold.

You will not remember how you died, do not ask.

Do not ask the practitioner how they performed the ritual, this is considered bad luck and you will not last long.

Your loved ones will be ecstatic to have you back, consider this a blessing.

Thank the practitioner and let them be on their way, if they do not look you in the eye consider this a bad omen.

More guides

How to feel again

If you wake up in a pitch black room

If you are a researcher or adventurer and want to share a guide, join our subreddit!

[electratheotaku]

For your dead mutuals that you plan on reviving

[leggylance]

depression will be CANCELLED tomorrow, july 28, 2017 !!!!!!!!!!

[leggylance]

happy official one year anniversary to this damn post!!! xoxo

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second year anniversary ✨

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[coffeemages]

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren

[radfemarchive-deactivated202304]

Or domestic labour by the age of 7

[swedepea]

And they’re not a mini-mom for their siblings either

[sissikuk]

Or be your personal therapist.

[artbythedarkside]

They’re not here to live the life you wish you had.

[milkygastrobones]

The last one is important for sons, as well. Your children are not an extension of you.

[badjokesbyjeff]

The Lion King ripped off Kimba

[badjokesbyjeff]

The disgusting thing is that Disney advertised The Lion King as ‘unique,’ and ‘an extraordinary original story.’

The Lion King went into production the same year,  Osamu Tezuka, the creator of Kimba, passed away!

Tezuka productions didn’t have the funds to file a lawsuit.

“We’re a small, weak company. It wouldn’t be worth it anyway … Dinsey’s lawyers are among the top twenty in the world!“ - Yoshihiro Shimizu, Tezuka Productions.

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

the disney company is absolutely disgusting and a prime example of how capitalism is corrupt

[catchymemes]

Mildly Interesting Dump #5

I have a hereditary gap in my eyebrow

These three ceiling fans run off of one motor

The picture of the Japanese movie advertisement is printed on two sides of the newspaper, so the full picture could be seen under light 

The perfect symmetry of this plant 

Shadow and slope makes it look like he’s floating

This tiny ceiling tile at my house

My broken antenna on my car looks like a half sunken boat.

The shower in my hotel has a little cutout so you can turn it on before getting in.

I drew poppy outlines for my class to cut out - they look like they overlap but don’t.

The golf balls at the mini golf on this pier are biodegradable and fall into the sea at the 18th hole 

Our refrigerator has revolving levels so you can reach everything easily

This window that makes my back yard look like it’s in 4 different seasons 

This one dude in the crowd in a neon shirt. 

The way this picture of a frozen puddle in my backyard looks like a landscape from the perspective of a plane.

Modern tomato vs one grown from 150yo seeds 

My neighbors are moving their entire house back 200ft.

This door in my hotel bathroom can close off either of 2 doorways.

Our dog’s paw looks like a mini-version of him 

This dead straight line of bubbles in my beer 

This “where are you from” map at The Aurora Museum in Reykjavík Iceland 

You can see the number eight between the diamonds on this 8 card.

I made a piano shelf

This purely golden bee landed on my car today 

[ringwaldhaze]

This was so satisfying 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[wjsnsfriend-deactivated20211214]

In case anyone needs it!

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

[sweetfirehoneyhot]

[bookofman]

Ain't if funny how women shaming men for their height is never "body shaming"? Don’t even agree with dude here, but let’s be real.  Stating preferential disdain for a particular hairstyle isn’t the same as body shaming someone on the basis of something beyond their control. Apparently, nuance is only for men to adhere to strictly in these pseudo feminist spaces.

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

You skipped over all the internalized racism to make a nonexistent point about height shaming

[dicapito]

Of course that clown up there would take the side of Leprechaun Duvall.

[ladha]

Where's the Incel police to pick this man up, his blog is a travesty.

[gahdamnpunk]

Other girls have further come out and said he had also sexually assaulted them…Please report both his main and backup (@ marcushyde_2) accounts!

[theelovelyyboness]

Reading up about the other situations he’s been involved in is really resonating with me right now & I hate that so many ppl have been taken advantage of by ppl like this. The fact that he set these situations up so the women could feel like it was their faults really just made something click for me in my situations & it’s sad af.

[xmagnet-o]

Apparently he has multiple accounts

(@_marcushyde) and (@marcushyde_4)

[pukicho]

Meow

I love life !!!!

[the-roundest-raccoon]

Cats Trailer (2019)

[pukicho]

God isn’t real

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

MILES NENDOROID

[littlemixed]

shoutout to all the girls & women in their late teens and twenties who have never been kissed, never dated, never had sex, etc. society loves to make us feel isolated and like we’re doing something wrong or we’re failures.

just know that ur time will come and that life’s not all about that stuff anyway. you do you and don’t let anyone define u by ur experiences or lack thereof. ur amazing, ur beautiful & i love u

[divya-adu]

I want a lover who can just look at me and tell I need a hug. A lover who reads my energy and vibe…

[luxjii]

Scoops Ahoy Steve