that-one-kid-who-doesnt

August-22-they/them or it/its-General life unenthusiast

[depsidase]

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[pukicho]

Been getting into ceramics lately

[trans-humanoid-automaton]

How do they taste man

[pukicho]

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

[dr-cute-pink-doctor]

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

[pukicho]

Not so good.

[pukicho]

I’d honestly be scared as fuck if a bunch of basic shapes came floating towards me. Yellow Prism. Red Sphere? Fuck that.

[javascript-official]

You are really gonna freak out when I tell you about the sun

[pukicho]

The Sun's fine as long as it stays over there

[veltroxx]

this made me smile, sending you warm vibes today

[pukicho]

… How warm?

[itsbenedict]

having now watched every 3D animated Barbie movie (don't ask), here is my tier list:

notes:

the top tier is not S tier. the top tier is like "6 or 7 out of 10, by kids' movie standards, if I'm being generous".

"enjoyable elements" usually boil down to a villain who is completely batshit insane and chewing the scenery. sometimes it's "clown plane" or "she always milked the cow her own way" though.

most of these tiers are sorted chronologically, not by quality within the tier. special exception to the bottom tier, which does descend in quality, steeply.

don't. watch. all the barbie movies.

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[pukicho]

This is a really fun post so far

[segacdsss]

does anyone else despise this trope with their entire soul

[byjove]

So exhausting how the mainstream American news media will be like “Resurfaced tweet shows this progressive Democratic candidate tweeted ‘shut up cunt’ in response to a Nazi when they were 17 years old. This troubling misogyny and censorship shows the hypocrisy and inconsistency of the Democratic Party.” while the Republican candidate has called for Iran to be nuked off the face of the planet, groped multiple woman, been photographed snorting coke off a 19 year old exotic dancer’s breast while his pregnant wife was in the hospital and plainly stated he is racist. Like, why are we doing this? (I know why.) Why aren’t we talking about who is funding these people and what their positions on the issues are?

[sandboxthinking]

This reminds me of an interview I saw with someone (it may have been Abdul El-Sayed) where the Fox News correspondent was like, "How many kids are you ok with immigrants abusing?" And the interviewee responded by asking why they were ok with having a pedophile in office and started asking questions about the Epstein files. The Fox News correspondent tried to immediately shut down the interview.

[byjove]

I truly hate how they always go to “But immigrants are a danger to our women and children!” when that is not the case statistically and they obviously do not care about the safety of women and children because they keep putting pedophiles and rapists in office. Why are you pearl clutching and moral grandstanding about hypothetical crimes committed by immigrants and doing fuck all to deal with our own homegrown domestic abusers, child predators and sex pests? Oh right, the racism.

They use the same tactics towards trans people. It’s all they’ve got. It’s not based in reality but it is based in moral outrage, the same moral outrage they do not feel when pastors, businessman and politicians are in the news for grooming and raping teenagers.

[politijohn]

Source

[1five1two]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[casuallyodd]

Both of these tags are right. I love when a cat will just put up with your silly human games. They love you and know you love them and are just happy with you.

[appendingfic]

"cats are incapable of love" cats understand affectionate bothering, something it takes years-long relationships to develop between humans

[houndmother]

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

[depsidase]

[bearie]

SITTING DOWN JOB

JOBS SITTING DOWN

SIT DOWN JOB NO EXCEL SPREADSHEET

JOB NO STANDING NO DOCUMENTS

JOBS FOR PEOPLE WHO SIT

[bearie]

JOB SITTING DOWN NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED NO MICROSOFT NO CUSTOMER INTERACTION

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[ab-arts]

Alright now I’m curious

[ab-arts]

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

[ab-arts]

Don't do this

[rodserlingofficial]

A tale of hubris, like Icarus reaching for the sun. A never-ending cycle of trying and warning others not to follow your path. A tale that can be found in... The Twilight Zone.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[baedlyweathered]

hummingbirds want to do bug things and shrimps is bugs so they want to do bug things too... see also hummingbird moth

[redstonedust]

theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.