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This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

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The Canadian Association of Journalists got one thing wrong, Canada is a police state (it just doesn't normally apply to much of the settler population).

The journalist there for Ricochet (twitter @ricochet_en) is Jerome Turner (twitter @ gitxsanjt) is a member of the Gitxsan nation, and indigenous nation whose territory borders Wet'suwet'en nation. It seems currently as if Jerome has been arrested by the RCMP for reporting on the invasion of Wet'suwet'en lands, so keep an eye on those two twitter accounts as well as the donation pages for Wet'suwet'en and the Unist'ot'en camp in order to raise money for legal fees

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watch out @thor

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So there’s been A LOT of discussion over what the ‘J’ in Crowley’s full self-given name stands for

Tumblr has decided Crowley’s full name is Anthony Janthony Crowley. A valid choice. Other options include Anthony Jezebel Crowley (my personal favourite), Anthony James Crowley, after James Bond, Anthony Job Crowley, and so on.

Crowley himself declares to Aziraphale in the church scene;

But, consider this. What if the ‘J’ really is just a ‘J’?

Ok, so here we have a generic Egyptian Hieroglyphic to English translation. (While I’m obsessed with ancient Egypt, and @whiteleyfoster ‘s Prince of Omens series, seriously if you haven’t read it go read it now! I don’t claim to fully be able to read hieroglyphics, just a basic hieroglyphic to english translation);

The letter ‘J’ in hieroglyphs is, yup you guessed it, A SNAKE.

In conclusion, Crowley, the Serpent of Eden, gave themself the middle initial ‘J’ because the corresponding Hieroglyph looks like a snake, because they are just that epically nerdy. And I for one think that’s very sexy of them.

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underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

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he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

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Sick rhymes

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HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨

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this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade

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we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war

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im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

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Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

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who else is in the “didn’t realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20″ club

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Undocked unrestrained

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The reason most farmers dock (cut off) the tails is to prevent fly strike, an often lethal infection of fly larvae in the rear of the sheep. Without a (VERY FLUFFY) tail for fecal matter to accumulate on, fly strike is almost completely eliminated!

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there is a wide variety of similar treatments for farm animals that are entirely for the animals well being pigs get their tail curled and tusks removed as babies so they dont accidentally nip each other while playing or stab each other just walking around- even a small tail nip might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood goats/cows often have their horns removed as babies as well both for obvious reasons to prevent stabbings but also to prevent them from growing in weird that can cause pain and infection for the animal chickens and other poultry, especially pet ones or hobby farms, might have their flight feathers clipped to prevent them from flying over fences, where their life expectancy is nill outside the farm/owners enclosure

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Very good and valid points but please tell me what you mean by “might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood” before I lose my marbles

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Pigs are omnivores and cannibals. Fun fact if you ever have need to dispose of a body, tossing it in a pigpen will get rid of it real fast.

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There’s a reason why everyone went into a full blown panic when Dorothy fell into the pigpen in the Wizard of Oz. Pigs are vicious.

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I am glad everybody's resident do-gooder and world-saving philanthropist, Bill Gates, is getting dragged cos he thinks having 6 billion leftover after getting taxed is too little for him.

Let's pie him in the face like we did back in the 90s.

You know he changed his demeanor. He was hated. He was cocky, and it showed. I think it was a PR thing for him to become this 'beloved do-gooder sweater wearing dad' thing he does now

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In honor of Day of the Dead, here’s a repost of my comic about the San Francisco Columbarium and the man who spent 26 years restoring it.

This comic originally appeared on Medium at The Nib. Go check out my other work there.

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Emmitt and the Columbarium.

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Bite me.

#btvs #im back apparently yall

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John Mulaney recounts the mysterious call that led him to his Spider-Ham role.

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They got him to a secondary location

Did he leARN NOTHING

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source?

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This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania isn’t even a real place??