Randoms and RP related things

Really.

[tallahasseemp3]

the kind of gay representation i want from marvel is simple. i want to hear a grindr noise from bucky’s phone while he and sam are staking a place out and sam is like come ON dude

[spiritsflame]

this and the stakeout is in the middle of absolutely nowhere. Bucky pulls out his phone like he’s about to swipe right on Greg-the-Henchman, mostly to fuck with Sam.

Meanwhile, Greg-the-Henchman, showing off this hot match he just made and his buddy Jake-the-Henchman, who is more up to date on the briefings, just “...Is that the winter soldier.’

and there is a single moment. before they both remember that grindr is proximity based.  “Oh FUCK we gotta GO!” 

[chucktaylorupset]

Jake Thehenchman: Wait is it just me... or is that the winter soldier

Greg Theotherhenchman: Aw dang it, I'm being catfished?

Jake: Do a reverse google image search

Greg: ...I'm not finding it

Jake: Wait

Greg: Wait.

Jake: Is that his actual profile?!

Greg: holy shit, I got swiped on by the Actual Winter Soldier!?! The man hangs out with Captain America and he swiped on me!?!

Jake: He sure did, buddy! Congratulations.

Greg: Wow. The Winter Soldier

Jake: Yeah.

Greg: Crazy.

Jake: Yup. Hey, ask him if Sam Wilson is single for me.

Greg: I'll do it right now. Hes only 20 feet away--

Jake:

Greg:

Greg & Jake: SHIT!!!!!!

[the-itzy-bitzy-spider]

@icoulddthisallday

[river-rhyne]

[arczism]

honk shoo mimimi

[tobermoriansass]

You know, I'm usually very live and let live about people talking about Watsonian explanations versus Doylist ones and that people need to let these viewpoints coexist and recognise when people are using which as a lens for interpretation. But let's not be disingenuous and pretend that people don't immediately fall back on the Watsonian explanation and bring those up incessantly the moment you want to talk about the racial or gendered or imperialist structures and logics baked into a text. The use and leverage of Watsonian explanations in fandom is not neutral especially when it disproportionately gets pulled in these contexts (and usually by a very specific demographic of fan).

[valtsv]

good morning girls let's cut off this hydra's head

[valtsv]

oh no

[valtsv]

oh no no no no no no no no no

[timidsketch]

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

[roolsilver]

If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

[tgirl-doginho-deactivated202602]

skeletonin is the happiness chemical released when you see a ghoul or perhaps a ghost

[his-kinkyqueen-deactivated20210]

🤣🤣🤣

[ruffboi-mags]

I literally ugly laughed over this, holy shit.

[astaldis]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

(in case you didn't know, 'Kinder' = 'children' in German)

[sproutfits]

Hey. Minors following me. Internet safety is key!! NEVER include these in your bio/byf:

Medical diagnoses - this is nobody's business but yours. You don't owe anyone an explanation for why you are the way that you are

Trauma - same reason as above

Triggers - people can use these against you! Don't give people tools to hurt you. No one has to know what tags you block. Just block tags to stay safe!

Age - age is okay for adults to include but is iffy when you're a teen. Predators want this information, don't give people more than they need. Just state that you're a minor, that's all that anyone needs to know.

In general: stay safe. If you're not comfortable with every stranger out there having access to this information, you shouldn't post it on the internet.

Play devil's advocate and ask yourself about what would happen if someone searched for your information with intent to hurt you. You do NOT owe anyone an explanation!

[casperscove-deactivated20221016]

adding on to this post, i agree w all of OPs points, but i also highly advise against super young teens posting their face on the internet, its so easy to take peoples selfies + name and find stuff out like your school and then figure out the rough area in which you live. same with your phone number. be super careful about what you put out there. once you post it, it really is here forever.

[mylordshesacactus]

OP already said this so I’m just reiterating to emphasize:

The golden rule of information sharing on the internet is: What would happen if someone saw this who wanted to hurt me?

If the answer is that it would make it easier to harass you, identify you, contact you, or god forbid find you, don’t put it online. You can’t fully control who does and does not see that information--not even with privacy settings.

[corvine-cosmos]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

never hit reblog so fast

[lizzable]

Minors please

Please minors

[killxbunnyyy]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

[hyrmamoras]

[chongoblog]

The Steven Universe fandom might be “cringe” and “bad” but imagine a fandom so bad that a bunch of fandom members had ran a scheme to say “if you pay us money, your blorbo will know you’re valid” and the fandom permanently split over a 95 paragraph callout post of these people.

[chongoblog]

I cant do the story justice myself. Google “The Protestant Reformation” for more details, I hear a few people have done deep dives

[jellyfilledeyes]

"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐

[jellyfilledeyes]

FRIENDLY REMINDER IM ANTI PROSHIP THIS IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR YOU 🩵🩵🩵

[phantomcat94]

BABYCAKES YOU CANNOT BE ANTI PROSHIP AND ALSO BERATE PEOPLE FOR CENSORSHIP AT THE SAME TIME

You are PART OF THE PROBLEM

[some-stars]

it’s literally always this……..

[ifelloffthebed]

fixed it

[arczism]

ZoLaw from April Patron polls ⚔️

[sandersstudies]

I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.

[sandersstudies]

Me, spraying bug spray: blocked.

[sandersstudies]

Listen and sometimes? To enjoy running through a beautiful field of grass and flowers (ao3) you have to tolerate the fact that bugs (fics you don’t like) are there and maybe you will even encounter one, but you can use bugspray (filtered tags) to reduce the likelihood of that. Because the alternative is not getting to experience the beautiful field of grass and flowers.

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[usedtobehmc]

If I ever don’t reblog this, you can assume I’m dead. It’s just pure, sound-design gold.

The cuts, the slow ramp-ups, how it matches his dance moves.

MWAH.