Royal Flames

[sistertaxon]

Just saw a post saying a castle was "infested with vampires" and as a biologist am disgusted. That's their natural habitat. They live there

[kdrm]

whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart

[athetos]

The composer is Kazumi Totaka - the voice of yoshi and composer for animal crossing!

[mesopelagic]

fuckin legend

[prokopetz]

The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.

[lynati]

You know EVENTUALLY they’re going to get hit with the magical equivalent of being snowed in together, right?

[guardiankarenterrier]

is

is that not the point

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers

[radiant-array]

my college animation professor worked on jimmy neutron and he was just like “listen yeah we knew and we just didn’t have the time or money to care”. the power would go out at the studio at least once a week and they would just have to leave until it came on the next day. jimmy neutron’s production team saw some shit

[bojanglerwrangler]

I had a guest speaker come to my class that worked on Jimmy Neutron as an animator and said it was basically a fever dream

[ingridverse]

I think we need a documentary/oral history about the making of Jimmy Neutron.

[blackfairypresident]

most of the ocean is unexplored because everyone agreed that we’d all sleep better at night if we dont know what the hell is down there

[toookish]

[timhulsizer]

[sanicdahegehog]

SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WATCH WRESTLING EXPLAIN THIS

[renegade-jade]

Violin Exorcism

[mercilessmime]

When a party of bards attacks the warrior

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[sridevi]

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

[charlesoberonn]

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

[charlesoberonn]

This is exactly what I’m talking about.

[beesmygod]

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[mysterysnake-deactivated2013122]

what the hell

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

This makes me really chuffed

[pameladoove-deactivated20180821]

This post is quite egregious

[cornflakepizza]

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

goddamnit.

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

[conservative-libertarian-deacti]

[mattsunsthighs]

all of you go to hell

[divagonzo]

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

[inactive1346597623595641352]

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

[rubes-dragon-deactivated2024030]

Why the fuck do these exist

[operativesurprise]

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

[fuckwhoyoucamewith]

it’s never too late to start again. 5pm on a thursday can be your new monday. you don’t have to wait until the new year to better yourself. time is an illusion, don’t forget that. just because you woke up at 1pm, it doesn’t mean you messed your whole day up and that you can’t turn the mood around. it’s never too late to start again!!!!!

[becausebirds]

please…go on.

[nprfreshair]

Howdy.

Valais Blacknose Sheep from Switzerland

Photo via redscharlach

[end0skeletal]

When you can see their faces they are very cute!

via Zoo Tierpark Berlin

[ostdrossel]

The evil rainbows are back in full force. Winter plumage is slowly vanishing now.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

We all deserve to go to a masquerade ball. I deserve to be anonymous among to aristocracy for one night getting up to general debauchery in a swan-inspired mask that absolutely doesn’t hide my face well enough for me to be half as bold and sensual as I plan to act but everyone else is on board so it’s okay and we’ll all just not talk about it tomorrow.

[levourdalak]

[skyybridge]