"preggo possom on the move"

[ladybugd0ts]

i think about this very often

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[apyrisol]

[slimegargoyle]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

[swagforbirds]

my assistant: Oh, boss, i have to report that your last 7 posts were... flops. im sorry.

me, lips quivering, eyes wet, at my office table: i... hrrrngh... *starts hitting my own head* stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid

[thatsoup]

You're being too hard on yourself. Posts are like flowers, not products. Don't let the expectations of capitalism ruin your posting experience.

[swagforbirds]

can i hold your hand

[thatsoup]

Of course

[jame7t]

[newtonpermetersquare]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

They ran out of hospital beds at the hospital so they are forcing my beautiful wife to sleep on a giant Goncharov boot when she literally has a tummy ache rn :(

[goofmuffin]

[bakwaaas]

I love tumblr bc i can be so pathetic and annoying on here and it’s fine

[tamamita]

[magikbullet]

self reminder to make an edit of this but with the trans flag burning

[tamamita]

[goodoldelrey]

[rslashrats]

[splatoonreblogger]

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[pseudocapsicum]

pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird's mouth confidently and without doubt

[seffersonjtarship-deactivated20]

reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

[mad-rieux]

[cube-cumb3r]

what if miku was transmasc

[cube-cumb3r]

what if he wore a thomas jefferson binder. what then.

[lyrae-art]

Saw this post while half asleep n i dreamt of this

[chandajaan-deactivated20220615]

do you have any advice for a ten year old

Get off the internet and eat as much dirt as you can before it becomes socially unacceptable