Nishinoyer

soph, canada, she/her. weeb on the web profile comic is from sakana by mad rupert (www.sakana-comic.com go read it!!!!! it's so good!!!!! here's mad's tumblr: http://mynameismad.tumblr.com/)

[the-fairy-dong-mother]

Sometimes facebook is hilarious

[accurate-history-memes]

[thoughtportal]

Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE.

[belligerentbagel]

“We would never work 16 hours a day for 84 straight days on the ground, and we should not be expected to do it here in space.“ 

The day when three NASA astronauts staged a strike in space (Hiltzik, LA Times)

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in a mall with my friend and then suddenly his watch started beeping and I asked him why he had an alarm set for 3:00 and he told me that it was because it was Wendy’s time. Immediately after, we found a Wendy’s and when we walked in, all the employees were chanting “Wendy’s time” and it sure was something.

[quintessentialbeings]

sometimes i worry about the people on this website and their weird experiences and then i notice their username

[ladyananas]

sometimes i worry about my willingness to shrug off stories like that like “eh it’s wendy’s, weird shit happens there”

[jeannettearroyo]

Guess who. 

[boomjob]

Ways people draw elf ears:

Slightly pointy

Very pointy

Triangles

Stitch ears

[boomjob]

oh You Know

[hannahlady]

world of warcraft impossible ears

[boomjob]

OH YOU KNOW

[most-definitely-human]

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

HOT TAKE: REALLY LONG ELF EARS ARE THE ANIME TIDDIES OF THE ELF WORLD

[officialfist]

Hey man maybe shut the fuck up.

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

[officialfist]

NO YOURE NOT

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

I’M RIGHT AND THAT’S THE TRUTH. You gotta face the facts

If it helps though, all elf ears are perfect

[thestuffedalligator]

What?? Ears like we see in Warcraft only create unrealistic expectations in young elves today. Elves already have enough problems without having to worry about their

elf image

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

[speedbeemoved-deactivated202007]

@melonchans

[hornyonmainstreet]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rats the rats we’re the rats ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[longanimals]

this has an evil energy

[anzfaulkner]

My mom has these winnie the pooh salt and pepper shakers on the stove but christopher robin fell over and it looks like he’s having a breakdown while pooh dissociates

[jasper-rolls]

finding out what my government assigned kin is and i don’t like where this is going

[mysharona1987]

[jhart87]

I have been laughing about this for days now.

[trynsave]

[trashboatdax]

This was undoubtedly the best one.

[mytamakomysookee]

Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher watched  the  Yoda - Rockin’ and Rollin’ video together

[softlonelyprince]

[sandandglass]

Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe

[masterofbirds]

The important thing about this is that Stephen Hawking well understands the fact that you can enjoy and/or be upset about frivolous things while simultaneously enjoying and/or being upset about important things. He also turned this into a massive encouragement for girls to become female scientists as they age.

[hyp0clitical]

I fucking love Stephen hawking he gave this a serious answer instead of trivializing teenage girls like most men (esp. highly intelligent nerdy men) do

[calamity-cain]

god bless you sir

[ineffectualdemon]

When I was like 13 (so about 20 years ago) I sent a bunch of emails off to various physicists asking the question:

“If the universe is expanding what is it expanding into?”

(I had gotten the emails from various websites. It was a more trusting time)

I got three replies.

The first two were non answers basically saying the universe doesn’t really expand into anything because it’s the universe.

The third reply was from Stephen Hawking and this is what he said:

“We don’t know yet. We’re trying to figure that out.”

He could have ignored my email. He could have fobbed me off like the others had done.

Instead he answered me truthfully.

I will NEVER forget that.

Ultimately science wasn’t a career path I could go down (I have dsycalculia) but it helped motivate me through many years of science classes in junior and senior high school and where I consistently got good grades despite my struggles with math.

Stephen Hawking is wonderful

[weloveshortvideos]

Who’s that hiding under the sheets?

[awed-frog]

This is, like, the opposite of a horror movie.