A Muppet of a Blog

She/her, 18 Whale Needs desperately to be in less fandoms

[actual-changeling]

TXF and tumblr textposts || 5/?

[motherfucker-unlimited]

We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public

[thatonerubberduck]

Okay so as someone with a rubber duck obsession

problem

Collection, and who also is concerningly obsessed with The X-Files

Look at this beautiful masterpiece I found today

[pierrotdoesnteat]

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

[l0okingupatheaven]

WAIT STOP TY DUDE ILY 🥹🥹🥹🥹

@marvel-posts @fnafsmosh @jupiter-does-things @cigarettesndkisses @ribey3 @sorenistuff @girlwithaflamingheart @houseplant-number701 @wasteland-b4by @myblo0dispurple @sillygoobernuts

[sillygoobernuts]

MWWWWWWAH

@igbrotein @cleradin7 @mikewheelerisaqueerler @mikes-orange-mohawk @nicointhecloset @i-say-kickawayygothacked @goaskurmombyler @getweezeredtwink @hanjiiscake @prollycryingoverbyler @stargazingthemoooon @victorxvignette @vampybyers @andywrittes

[cleradin7]

AWWW TYSMM!!!

@el7the7wise @lycheeeejelly @figzzst4r @funkopop547 @landofeternalsummer @stargazingthemoooon @crzytgther @crunchie-morris @pendragonstarz @who-me-never14 @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @andywrittes @everythingismadeofclouds @isawyourgreenhair @cybrbat @q4martheleastwise @the-most-random-stuff @iluvstrawberriessomuch @i-say-kickawayygothackedsaykickawayygothacked @dustineila @viciousdeliciousketchup @bylerbohneeee @yoursleepdemon @ellietalkswaytoomuch @sammiiiithedummest

[dustineila]

AHHHH THANK U U TOO 🥹🥹

@cleradin7 @paws-in-snow @wheelrsgrl @sweetstatic @munsonsbunni @bandagedthoughtsblog @0nlybitt3r4may @danielleluv @urmamasmatcha @marinapunkrocker @pinkolve

ty for either ur support, friendship, or lovely blogs 😇

[0nlybitt3r4may]

OMG??? THATS SO NICE!!

i genuinely love my moots SO much

@vlarrtrgryn , @dontmentionitseriouslyy , @teacup-thoughts , @sweetestgrace , @fireandcxnt , @theantsareafterme , @caramelieee , @fallenangelkay , @targ4ryens , @violained , @bandagedthoughtsblog , @bitterswtdvll , @megumisbnuuy , @loveloveloveldr , @itneverrainsinsoutherncalineverarain , @dreamyysouls , @vitya3 , @starstruckedtidalwavetiger

[dontmentionitseriouslyy]

oh STAWP it you're too nice :((

@wheelrsgrl @vurbenaa @quoththewarlock @0nlybitt3r4may @gleekluver @voidreynolds @teacup-thoughts @cocteaucicochico @zombiegrains @byleriskillingme @mythicstargirl @ghits-and-shiggles @notthesharpesttoolxo @lilyyyyy08 @secretlifeofsombr @babybyers08132 @lynn-is-definitely-sane @carameliee

i love you all so much! please always remember that you are amazing <33

[teacup-thoughts]

Stawppp Ilyyyyy

@dontmentionitseriouslyy @starcrossedl0vv @secretlifeofsombr @0nlybitt3r4may @counterstr1ke @disiscami @wolfhardzzlxt @wheelersbinder @ela2sombr @thequeerlerfamily @uyucream @imonsomanylists @ibarelyknowval @ibarelyknower @oohgeminii @prnztar @printer-reads-505 @pissylivvie @aubreylovesombr @abigailistuck @doublewheelrr @dustymerlin @flutteringfluttershy @freaksombussy @geminizmoonz @gyattmaster2002 @k-a-n65 @lettersfromtheocean @lynn-is-definitely-sane @zombiejuuls @xo-zozo @vurbenaa @babybyers08132 @brunettebombshell72 @badomensgoodomens @muchlovemads @mikes-sorcerer

The people who have been so kind and amazing to me while I talk shit and sometimes write I love you all so much

[imonsomanylists]

OML THANK YOU GIRL ILYSM ❤️🥹

@bonniestxrniolo @americanadolls @teacup-thoughts @grandioseviolence @bonniestxrniolo @euaphoricdollie @sacrificemelamb @bunnymoser @reidloverr @h0lym01y @alishifter @fawnacrossthemultiverse @hotchnerss @juicyfinetree @unevensosa

Hms for moots I don't really know lol: @peacetothe-empire @salemsturniolo @vows4vinyls @raekelly13 @cabecademiojo @eunicedemi @novaacalloway @gorillazareawesome2320

[sacrificemelamb]

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG 😭 BUT ALSO IF I MISS SOMEONE ITS CAUSE I NEVER REMEMBER YALLS USERS OK.

-> also might tag some people i follow that don’t follow me cause istg i always think everyone already follows me ok. so treat this as blog appreciation even if you don’t follow me i see you on my dash A LOTTT.

@phoneymedic @marvelfanlife @mxmmyprentiss @danascullyswindbreaker @jareaussy @jareauiisms @quanticohome @rosenkranz-isnt-dead @tenaciousarcadeexpert @youngnnaiive @undercoverscrabbler @ultraviolet-ray29 @ohlittlebluebell @asleepingtiger @baunitchief @ascendesuperiousworld @actual-changeling @dollkillsworld @five-bi-five-main @glittersa1nts @hoe4hotchner @kristenslullaby @kenna-prentiss @lesbiantaylorswiftstan @mortalscience @secretgardenzinmymind @jennywtheglock @angelicjjareau @garcialuvr @garciaasfluffypen

[danascullyswindbreaker]

AH! Thank you!! i love and appreciate seeing so many of you on my dash; apologies if i forget anyone, there’s so many! 🥰🌻

@bonito-79 @rosenkranz-does-things @rosenkranz-isnt-dead @actual-changeling @scullee @thatsoverkill @wicked-96 @mulders-slutty-black-turtleneck @sculderand-mully @mulderandscullbag @sacrificemelamb @scullysflannel @scullyitsme @scullysversion @thatonerubberduck @theehighwarlock @laurencem @spookymulderjr @glimmerscully @mulders-too-large-shirt @aphrostiel @scullysprettysuits @sertraline-daydream @dartmoorpixie @h0lywaters @bookishscully @shimmeringlesbian

[thatonerubberduck]

Oh my gosh I wasn’t expecting this!! Thank you so much!! I love seeing y’all’s posts, you’re so creative and funny!! @mulders-slutty-black-turtleneck @thatgirlintheleatherjacket @totesnotanalien @prentisswh0re @scullinski @foxmulderamuppettedman @feral-asexual-possum @fb1sm0stunwant3d @legendofsofi @mulderscreek

[foxmulderamuppettedman]

Love my moots 😘

@raccoonalienthief @fabulousrat7 @larameansxf @kal-el-girlblunder

[willgrahamscock]

I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet

[cowboyslikedean]

watching the x files is such an insane experience bc there will be an episode so heinous it’s synonymous with tv horror and they will still find time to make sure u know mulder and scully r dancing on that line between friendship and something else like they’re professional tightrope walkers

[thememedaddy]

[foxmulderamuppettedman]

ExCUSE me paprika is WHAT

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[dabeth-is-dead]

Have I mentioned that I think Mulder apologizing immediately when Scully pulls away from him in the hallway is directly related to his father deflecting his hug with a handshake in Colony?

[caden]

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

[caden]

[c-53]

Need to share this one hit ko i got hit with

[crowley-stardust]

you are NOT immune to cunty little detective. at some point in your life your brain will be taken over by a fictional detective and there’s nothing you can do about it. it WILL happen to you. you might even end up transgender about it

[cassandrablah]

Watching X-Files for the first time over the last couple of days and I can say with my whole chest that Mulder fell first

[korsarri]

Mulder and Scully got chickens.

Skinner, who came to visit their home: 🗿

[skuls-s]

i feel like mulder is more of the "owns no smart devices; hikes a mile to call on a payphone" style of paranoia than the, like, internet conspiracy theory paranoid