World’s Cutest Potato

Comes in four varieties: baked, hot, sweet, or couch

[swoletergeist]

demi devito

[swoletergeist]

danny lovato

[tedallen]

What she says: I’m fine What she means: I forgot to get eggs for my pancakes & I don’t have any replacement binding agent & my pancakes won’t cook right so jet tila is going to eliminate me

[rozequartzlatte]

Years in the future

My son: *turns on cutthroat kitchen* Me: *walks in and gasps* what the hell do you think you’re watching?? My son: cutthroat kitchen mo- Me: *grabs the remote and changes the channel* we are a CHOPPED family and you know that *i point up to the portrait of Ted Allen above the fire place*

[steven-your-fossa]

Me after I've watched too much Chopped

[bobbyflayfetish]

Me: *puts something into the freezer to chill*

Me: I'm just gonna put the mixture into the blast chiller for a few minutes

[lofaso]

Cutthroat Kitchen Winning Amounts

[bobbyflayfetish]

$25,000: only two people made it out with this amount and one was a judge let's not get ahead of ourselves here

$24,900-$23,500: a fucking legend. also only reached by two people.

$23,400-$20,000: honestly getting here is really difficult and i commend you for that

$19,900-$15,000: That's A Lot Of Smackerinos My Pal, My Buddy, My Bucky

$14,900-$12,600: a lot

$12,500: you spent half of your money. go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

$12,400-$10,100: a decent amount but you could've done better

$10,000: could've just competed on chopped but you had to pull this bullshit

$9,900- $6,600: poor spending habits :/

$6,500-$4,000: better than nothing i guess... maybe good for paying bills for one month

$3,900-$1,600: you relied way too much on your cash and not enough on your own ability

$1,500-$900: weenie

$800 or less: I WON CHOPPED

[spacecaptainglow]

Little Cutthroat Kitchen things

-The vertical egg cooker -The look of horror on everyone’s face when Alton yells “chefs!” halfway through a challenge -Spending half your money in round 1 and having everyone sabotage you in round 2 -When Alton breaks out his BDSM gear -”first time for everything” -Judge liiterally can’t eat the meal

[youvebeenchopped]

Steal His Look: Alton Brown

Coastal Eyewear in the style “Jalapenos Gordo-48” - $35.00

Paradise Clothing Co. Unique Button-up - $39.50

Disheveled Hair - $0.00

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[tedallen]

I want there to be like, a cutthroat kitchen video game a la cooking mama where it’s alton brown instead of cooking mama

[yiffaltonbrown]

COOKING DADDY

[tedallen]

This game is rated E for Everyone except sinners

[clairsaffitz]

renaissance art + food network (pt. 1/?)

[roughhewnends]

“I call it a cooking show and I think you’re gonna like it.” (x)

[foodnetwork-fandom]

Originally posted by coldplaysparachutes

[geoffreyzakarians]

Me on October 31 vs November 1

[disappeargirl420]

GRAPE 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 FRUIT 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 FLAVOR 🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇💯💯💯💯💯

[fewdnetwerk]

People always talk about good eats alton vs iron chef alton vs cutthroat kitchen alton, but i will personally never forget welch’s grape juice alton

[acrookedbluebird]

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[mahoufruit]

My kink: watching arrogant people get sent home first on Chopped 😏

[amy-ackers-nose-deactivated2017]

when ur fav cutthroat kitchen chef gets eliminated and the chef u hate wins