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What she says: I’m fine What she means: I forgot to get eggs for my pancakes & I don’t have any replacement binding agent & my pancakes won’t cook right so jet tila is going to eliminate me
Years in the future
My son: *turns on cutthroat kitchen* Me: *walks in and gasps* what the hell do you think you’re watching?? My son: cutthroat kitchen mo- Me: *grabs the remote and changes the channel* we are a CHOPPED family and you know that *i point up to the portrait of Ted Allen above the fire place*
Me after I've watched too much Chopped
Me: *puts something into the freezer to chill*
Me: I'm just gonna put the mixture into the blast chiller for a few minutes
Cutthroat Kitchen Winning Amounts
$25,000: only two people made it out with this amount and one was a judge let's not get ahead of ourselves here
$24,900-$23,500: a fucking legend. also only reached by two people.
$23,400-$20,000: honestly getting here is really difficult and i commend you for that
$19,900-$15,000: That's A Lot Of Smackerinos My Pal, My Buddy, My Bucky
$14,900-$12,600: a lot
$12,500: you spent half of your money. go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
$12,400-$10,100: a decent amount but you could've done better
$10,000: could've just competed on chopped but you had to pull this bullshit
$9,900- $6,600: poor spending habits :/
$6,500-$4,000: better than nothing i guess... maybe good for paying bills for one month
$3,900-$1,600: you relied way too much on your cash and not enough on your own ability
$1,500-$900: weenie
$800 or less: I WON CHOPPED
Little Cutthroat Kitchen things
-The vertical egg cooker -The look of horror on everyone’s face when Alton yells “chefs!” halfway through a challenge -Spending half your money in round 1 and having everyone sabotage you in round 2 -When Alton breaks out his BDSM gear -”first time for everything” -Judge liiterally can’t eat the meal
Steal His Look: Alton Brown
Coastal Eyewear in the style “Jalapenos Gordo-48” - $35.00
Paradise Clothing Co. Unique Button-up - $39.50
Disheveled Hair - $0.00
I want there to be like, a cutthroat kitchen video game a la cooking mama where it’s alton brown instead of cooking mama
COOKING DADDY
This game is rated E for Everyone except sinners
renaissance art + food network (pt. 1/?)
“I call it a cooking show and I think you’re gonna like it.” (x)
Originally posted by coldplaysparachutes
Me on October 31 vs November 1
GRAPE 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 FRUIT 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 FLAVOR 🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇💯💯💯💯💯
People always talk about good eats alton vs iron chef alton vs cutthroat kitchen alton, but i will personally never forget welch’s grape juice alton
My kink: watching arrogant people get sent home first on Chopped 😏
when ur fav cutthroat kitchen chef gets eliminated and the chef u hate wins