Welcome to my blog.

I'm a socially awkward turtle who enjoys eating food. I basically post whatever I like. I try to English, but sometimes that doesn't work out. I like taking pictures of things. Just a non-binary person trying to survive college. Trilingual, currently learning Swedish and ASL.

[insomniac-dot-ink]

I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

[garden-graveyard]

i’m fucking wheezing at the replies

[peachpitandpomegranate-deactiva]

Tell me this ain't Nicky and Joe. I dare youuu

[ground-zoro]

I have never seen Islam shown so humanized, so relaxed, so innocent and pure. That’s brilliant and funny. 

[notkatniss]

[dailytechnologynews]

TikTok Users Are Burning Snowballs in Viral Videos to ‘Prove’ the Snow is Fake https://ift.tt/37BF3oM

[rottingfacade]

every day people come up with more dumb shit

[thyrell]

no they might be onto something im gonna go try this

[daglout]

update us with your findings

[thyrell]

theres fucking water in there

[transxfiles]

to everyone else in school right now: 

please use sparknotes. please use khan academy. please listen to school house rock songs and watch the history of the entire world i guess and tim and moby and bill nye. any documentary you watch in class can be found somewhere online with a quick google. get your books from project gutenberg and z-lib. download textbooks off the internet whenever you can find them. use desmos for a free online graphing calculator. if you’re learning something and you don’t get it look up the wikipedia page on it and put it into simple english to get the gist, then put it back into regular english to get the full story. cheat if you have to. school sucks so bad rn and if you’re like me and you get all your materials secondhand or from the lost and found, online resources are really useful rn; all of the above have helped me pass a class in some way, and i hope they can help you too.

stay inside and stay safe. best of luck to all the students out there. 

[if-not-now-tell-me-when]

i used sparknotes for every fucking book i was supposed to read last semester. FUCK this online school garbage, you deserve all the shortcuts you can get 

[jannas-little-theatre-kid-deact]

very much thanks!!

[thatsarcasticcollegenerd]

Also remember to take it easy on yourself. You’re learning in weird and strange situations, so it’s ok if you don’t feel as successful or accomplished :)

[stonedtrek]

I gotta say no fandom has URLs as good as Star Trek’s

[stonedtrek]

every time I see “spockandballtorture reblogged your post” I lose it again

[stonedtrek]

the circle is complete..........

[mondaynightmami]

bob woke up and chose violence on this day

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

[thatsarcasticcollegenerd]

Bean Soup

bean soup

[thatsarcasticcollegenerd]

Aight, announcement time

I’m deciding to keep this account around, but it may not be as active anymore (laughs in like, 3 year hiatus). However, there have been some changes.

Tl;dr - I changed my user, I’m gayer than ever, and I’m gonna be a gamer. If you are following me and want to keep up with my shenanignans, I’m gonna be more on twitter and twitch, so do drop a follow.

twitch

twitter

youtube

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First off, i adjusted my username to be That Sarcastic College Nerd to get rid of the ableist term (st*pid). That’s my user across multiple platforms now. You may see me as TSCN69 as well.

If you’ve been with me for a while, you know I’ve been basically figuring out who the hell i am. I still don’t really know, but I’m way closer to figuring it out than I was last time i was active. I am still gay as hell though.

I’m going to be trying to revive my desire to be a youtuber, but I’m going to focus more on video games and some educational videos. I don’t expect to be internet famous, it’s partly to have fun and partly to be the representation I have trouble finding (a nonbinary person playing video games), so I would appreciate your support if you feel up to it. Even if you drop by to say hi, I’d love to see you around!

[thatsarcasticcollegenerd]

Im back nerds

[thatsarcasticcollegenerd]

Sometimes I see posts I have liked and my first thought is “when tf did I like this” followed by “past me knows what’s good”

[thatsarcasticcollegenerd]

Still true, after all these years

[takeitaway-penny]

Somebody airdropped this to me in class…

[annoyinger]

It was your teacher

[audiblysticky]

I like the mountain goats cause u don’t have to sound good to sing along you just have to be able to scream like you’re 17 and it’s the last day of your high school summers

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

a while back I decided to learn how to play The Mess Inside and discovered that it doesn’t sound right unless you strum like you never learned what rhythm is and shout the lyrics like you’re trying to start shit with god 

[hayleykisappho]

im gonna be honest i forgot the mountain goats was the name of a band so i got very confused

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

going outside and bleating frantically into the night like an actual mountain goat is also cathartic, 10/10

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[af-hverju]

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

[nerdypersonwithwings]

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

[af-hverju]

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

[languageoclock]

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

[sprachtraeume]

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

[pory-gon-2]

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

[perilegs]

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

[polyglottica]

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

[lingumaniac]

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

[somalang]

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

[zhanaform]

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

[natsui]

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

[katsudonski]

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

[belisencia]

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

[aphdoitsu-deactivated20170414]

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

[wednesdaythunder]

jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag förstår

[useless-czechrepfacts]

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?

Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát

Já: To je fér, to chápu.

[useless-polandfacts]

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?

kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję

ja: rozumiem, w porządku

[vyrkann]

io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

[rad-and-sleepy]

Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

[haxyr3]

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

[jenroses]

A modern Rosetta stone.

[polygamouscaterpillar-deactivat]

[mens-rights-activia]

Onipa: ad3n ti na woo se3 ewuasi

3wiamu nii: efri s3 nk⊃fu⊃ bi w⊃ ho a ⊃mo fri s3 br⊃fo ne kasa p3 a ehyia ⊃mo

Onipa: a, ma te ase

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

Jeg: hvorfor ødelegger dere jorda??

Romvesenet: fordi der finns folk som syns at engelsk er det eneste språket de trenger å kunne

Jeg: rimelig, jeg forstår

[jack-the-lion]

I love everything about this

[squided]

this is my favorite flagged post at the moment