You're my Wonderwall

I am responsible for what I say. I am not responsible for how you interpret it.

[thatscompletelyerelephant]

[thatscompletelyerelephant]

I'm curious. Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?

[beardedmrbean]

I don't think that's how it's supposed to work

[ninjasmudge]

[arukou-arukou]

[aichu-dechu]

Well good news:

[thatscompletelyerelephant]

i get that poor decisions were made in the past

but do not ever attack my family with yours when you only have issues with me.

[sunshine-daddy-deactivated20220]

If someone doesn't grab me by the chin, looks into my soul, and calls me a good girl soon...I'm gonna lose it.

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[thatscompletelyerelephant]

These too

[thatscompletelyerelephant]

I'm living for these

[iamtheowlrus]

You live??

You live!?!

[thatscompletelyerelephant]

I do!!!! On occasion. Mostly on Facebook shit posting groups these days.

How are you?

[thatscompletelyerelephant]

Graduation was moved back to tomorrow. The church the ceremony is at was a homeless shelter for families post-Hurricane Ian. So that's happening. Have to race to the school to get the tickets for my family and boyfriend before being at the church.

I'm so tired. I walked 24k steps today. 9.7 miles. Fucking hell.

[maxdreavus]

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake!!! :)

inspired by this

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[thatscompletelyerelephant]

What in the Vegas Vacation is going on right now?

[thenatsdorf]

Bff’s from the beginning.

[emmeetslawschool]

that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal.

[leonei-d-deactivated20211128]

Omg!!!!

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

#it’s extra good because kneading is something that kittens do to their moms!! #so #baby is like: ah yes soft cat shall pet #and cat is like: ah yes human kitten is just doing What Kittens Do :) #amazing #10/10 i love it

[contrivedchaos]

That cat is just so content. He’s like, “Finally, a human that can speak my love language!”

[thatscompletelyerelephant]

I'm sitting here like, "that kid is going to grow up to be evil. Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget-type evil. Watch."

[thatscompletelyerelephant]

@iamtheowlrus you still on Tumblr? I saw this meme and thought of you.

[what-marsha-eats]

[thestoryofaslut]

not gonna lie, this actually looks like a good idea.

[adamsmasher]

I was camping this weekend and someone pulled out THREE snackleboxes and lemme tell you, absolute game changer

[radwolf76]

American bento

[thatscompletelyerelephant]

The fucking accuracy of this meme.