No Day But Today

This is where I would normally have a description, but life is tough and sometimes there is no description. This is that sometimes.

[sic-semper-amicis-deactivated20]

9th November 1989 - 5th February 2018 (10,316 days) - The Berlin Wall has now been down for as long as it stood.

[jemthecrystalgem]

Holy shit

[absurdist-void]

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

[milpool-thrillhouse]

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

[hoeism-intervention]

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

[ouijubell]

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

[nesija]

oh… the tea is hot

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

[bartonbones]

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

It expires when its empty

[collidingcircuits]

i did this to all of my musicals and i’m really proud

[24ozsteak]

hello would u guys like a pic of my son being, Bad?

[24ozsteak]

[honey-sunny-bee]

[cheese24k]

[shaydee604-blog-deactivated2019]

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

[alskgirl]

holy shit

[punch-a-your-buns]

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

[prozacmorning]

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

[hailingfrequencies]

was not expecting that handstand jfc

[annoyedmccoy-deactivated2016120]

im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty

especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well

they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard

[annoyedmccoy-deactivated2016120]

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this

[fanonical]

harry potter and the philosopher’s stone? ah, no, you misheard me. i, diogenes, am a hairy potman, a philosopher, and stoned.

[sa2ha]

i am a simple man, i see my cats paw, i squeeze it

[sa2ha]

i see my cats little nose, i kiss it

[gothicprep]

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

[sunlrpost]

[theanti90smovement]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[powersnail]

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

[virovac]

Or he could just be an introvert.

I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day

[dinkywinks]

god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it

[rolodextra]

one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them

[dinkywinks]

this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful

[stability]

reblog if you support coop

[thatshowhardmulancanrock]

me: alright, i've got a few hours to myself. should i read, write, draw, play some video games...

executive dysfunction: you're going to scroll through tumblr until you have to go to sleep

executive dysfunction: you're not even going to like it.

[weavemama]

trump supporters across the U.S:

[pagetbewbster]

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

[rawkiss-deactivated20210921]

the contact name im weak!!