ALSO THE GAME

[thatsinside]

Tumblr I hear has started banning accounts with multiple unused sideblogs, so you might wanna do something with all those experimental blogs.

Thanks - it’s already taken care of. When they mistook my blog for a spam account and had to come up with an excuse as to why they restricted it, they said it was because of my unused sideblogs, so I deleted them way back then.

If they’ve just “started” cracking down on unused sideblogs with other accounts, I get hipster points, right? For getting this treatment years before it was mainstream? :B

Or maybe now that this is standard for everyone, my account has to get some new punishment on top of that, so they can see how that works out for them and then roll it out for everyone else later on! Exciting!

[avengersandlovers-old]

@staff are you fucking kidding me right now?! You’re limiting text posts to 100 text blocks (aka paragraphs). What the absolute fuck.

Since you couldn’t take out fanfic writers with the purge so you’re just fucking up formatting for text posts until they leave? Is that your plan?

[avengerscompound]

Would this count as a text block?

100 is a lot unless you write a lot of dialogue.  I wonder if just linking fics on my word press would work because god damn this site is making things difficult.  It’s like they’re trying to have people not use it.

[pegasusdragontiger]

[touchmoremelenated]

I’m so over this shithole

[crazinessgraveyardsandcartoons]

Does Tumblr just have it out for Fanfic writers? Is the Tumblr staff secretly Anne Rice or something?

[feelmyroarrrr]

Heads up writers

@kittenofdoomage @captain-rogers-beard @siren-kitten-his @angryschnauzer @maeve-curry-writes @deandoesthingstome @impala-dreamer @outside-the-government @star-trekkin-across-theuniverse @plumfondler @blacktithe7 @supernatural-jackles @impalaimagining

[kittenofdoomage]

FFS you’re joking me?

[carnationsinjanuary-deactivated]

@noona-clock @xtemptaetionx @bisexualstevierogers @5sosdrfluke

[bisexualstevierogers]

yeah I noticed this, and I completely hate it lmao because I do write a lot of dialogue and I write small paragraphs for easy readability ): I might have to post everything on AO3 and just link it on here :/

[wckdmazes]

Well, this is the new tea and I hate it.

[trickster-grrrl-deactivated2019]

Gettin’ real tired of your shit, Tumblr.

@staff @support

[slasherlove420]

FUCK YOU @staff

[purple-possibilities]

Welp. So this is a thing now.

The title apparently counts as one line since it wouldn’t let me go past 99.

Seriously @staff ????

IMPORTANT EDIT

EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!!

I tried this on desktop and did not hit a limit. It looks like a limitation of mobile posts.

I didn’t bother going past 543 because ain’t nobody got time for that, but there is no 100 block limit on desktop. You’re just going to have to post your fics on your computer or through your mobile web browser instead of the app.

Please reblog this version of the post so that people don’t totally freak out

[thatsinside]

Calm down, everyone! The giant monster made of burning feces that bursts into your shack each night and smears itself all over your face has been found to not cause cancer. So please ignore those terrible rumours and be thankful and continue to let it do its thing

[southbound-is-heaven]

Photographer Francois Brunelle has been working on an amazing project; searching for people who look strikingly similar but have no relation to each other. These are some of this incredible finds. 

[cloudedsunshines]

this fucked me up

[magicbuffet]

no way

[avfwachen]

What

[andthosearesmalleragents]

Shoutout to Francois for making complete strangers full on stroke each others’ faces for art what a power move

[decemberdancer04]

I guess it is true, everyone has a twin out there somewhere.

[klubbhead]

Holy shit

[amarretto-cowboy]

Idk how many times I’ve had some stranger walk up to me and start talking to me only for me to tell them idk who they are. Then they start asking questions and it turns out that I’m indeed not who they thought I was.

[kamiyu910]

According to research, they estimate everyone has around 7 “twins.” I think it probably differs, but it’s an interesting thought, and I’ve seen a lot of documentaries on it, it’s awesome.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

I had a woman come up to me and slap me breathless and accuse me of cheating on her. Everytime I got a word in edgewise she slapped me again until I finally took my sunglasses off, grabbed her shoulders and asked who the fuck she thought I was.

That’s when she asked why my eyes were blue, because my eyes were supposed to be green. I informed her I was born that way.

And that’s how I learned about Chris, my horndog nottwin

[thatsinside]

Did you then embark on an adventure to help her get revenge on Chris by impersonating him and fucking up his life in subtle ways? :D

[funnypicsdept]

[sexwitsockson]

DEAD.ASS.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

I only saw 3 of these

[stephanator]

I saw NONE of these, because as a kid, I fuckin KNEW BETTER

[bogleech]

Legitimately upset that goatse.cx isn’t in this list. I was tricked into visiting it almost day one that I was ever in a chat room. I thought  it was still the world’s all-time most famous internet grossout?! I don’t even recognize hardly any of these other punks.

[thatsinside]

Goatse and Tubgirl are the grandparents of all these other whippersnappers. Well, Lemonparty is also from the Goatse/Tubgirl stock but it became more mainstream, probably because it’s just elderly people fucking, which despite being ew gross icky isn’t as DEVIANT as stretching your anus open with both hands or blasting fountains of orange liquid out your ass and onto yourself. The rest are either pretty tame as far as shock sites/images go, or just mainstream enough to be common knowledge and thus robbed of any shock value.

[yesterdaysprint]

Quad-City Times, Davenport, Iowa, May 4, 1919

[thatsinside]

Hey 2019, we fucked everything up, enjoy your ignorance

[advice-animal]

Nuttin’ to worry about

[thatsinside]

19th century ahegao face

[porterr-robinson]

[thatsinside]

Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

[bogleech]

This might have been the most visually amazing movie I’ve ever seen and one of the overall most charming and I didn’t think I liked either CG or superheroes that much

No trailers, clips or screenshots currently on the internet come close to demonstrating what this movie actually looks like but seriously be carefuly seeing it if you have epilepsy or anything

[bogleech]

A day later I think would actually rank this 2018 marvel superhero cg movie among animated movies as visually ambitious as Who Framed Roger Rabbit or The Thief and the Cobbler. It takes an established medium and does things with it that other mainstream Hollywood productions just didn’t dare at the time.

[thatsinside]

Seconded

Everyone, take notice of this movie

[jurassicsunsets]

Here goes another popular question. Under the cut. Duh.

Keep reading

[thatsinside]

*ella fitzgerald voice* “Birds do it, bees do it, even lizards and wallabies do it”

[despazito]

sticker that will start fist fights on tumblr

available on redbubble

[thatsinside]

“the wild”

yes, that describes my bedroom

[unlimited-nice-works]

this should be punishable by death

[averagedopeydope]

Pàaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddooooorrrrruuuuuu

[thatsinside]

This is the computer equivalent of the angler fish

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[roguegoblin]

[thatsinside]

the bird fight back

[anonimusfem]

I don’t know who did this but I couldn’t just let it go

Find the way XD

[cloudfreed]

types of xmas songs

Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool

The Big Red Man Is Coming

There’s snow outside. that’s good!

I’m alone on xmas and sad

Santa Claus is very sexy

Christmas trees. love em

You know what? it’s Christmas time

[thatsinside]

This copyrighted character also has Christmas

[thatsinside]

This is where your modblog's been all this time? Cheeky bastard. Did you never reblog about where you went?

I kinda stopped modblogging as much anyway, thinking that my whole account was about to be deleted at any moment. Then I just focused on Brutes and Flutterschiavo, since they still had a follower count with more than 2 digits.

[thatsinside]

Attn: Anyone who’s thinking of ditching Tumblr

If you really want to burn your bridges and possibly send a message about how broken this hellsite has been for a good while now, you could always try the Tumblr “kill code”. If it still works, it’ll automatically and instantly delete your account and all the blogs therein. You might have to post it twice like I did the first time. 

But be careful. If you use it on a public wifi - for instance, if you’re at a comics convention - it may also kill the Tumblr accounts of all the users on the same connection, that is if they’re all using the same IP address as you. So use the kill code responsibly.

If you’ve ever been curious about the kill code but didn’t want to try it out in case it permanently flagged your IP address as malicious, these final days might present a good opportunity to give it a go.

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck