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Some old fart retired hockey player goes on ESPN and does an interview where he talks about how gay DEI initiatives are unfair and are ruining Hockey by keeping the good ole boys from getting their chance to prove themselves on the ice.

Ilya, as the captain of the gayest NHL team, is asked for comment on this. Of course, this is half way through the season while the Cens are sitting first in their division and second in the league. So Ilya says, “Ah, yes, I can see how he would think that. It seems unfair that being queer is clearly such an advantage for hockey players. We are just much better players, and having so many of us on one team, while very fun and nice for us, does seem to be putting us above everyone else in the standings. Perhaps more teams could play well if they had gay players? The Admirals are okay, but they only have one and we have four, so it is not quite fair.”

There is a rampant debate online over whether Ilya actually understands that the original comments were homophobic or if he genuinely believes that people think gay guys are too good at hockey. People also start speculating about who the fourth gay player is because Luca hasn’t actually come out publicly yet.

Scott Hunter has to put out a statement that he doesn’t believe his homosexuality has had any impact, positive or negative, on his athletic ability even though he believes being out of the closet and in a fulfilling relationship has made it easier to focus on the game.

Troy posts a tweet that just says “got gayer and got better”

Shane puts up a post with pictures of every time he won the Stanley cup and the caption “I’ve been gay the whole time and I’ve been great the whole time” with a shrug emoji.

manhasetardis

"Just remember that every 'fuck you' is 'i love you.'" - Jacob Tierney and Rainbow Rowell (Ilya's version)

#them 🥰#heated rivalry

steeldaisymedia

Hey Loves, please spread this!!! This is an emergency situation. People's lives are on the line.

#Oahu #hawaii #dam breaking

benstoneappreciation

Law and Order: Ben Stone - 02x13

#ben stone #ben stone law and order #your honor i love him #michael moriarty #law and order

catchymemes

mikelogan

Ben: Boy, that’s quite a coincidence running into District Attorney Schiff in the elevator.

Simpson: It was a fortuitous coincidence.

Ben: You must have been riding that elevator for hours.

#the whisper threat here is top tier #law & order #law and order #law & order 1x13 #ben stone #benjamin stone

anxietyproblem

#me every day off #the depression is not helping today

the-technicolor-whiscash

Law & Order, 01x05 - Happily Ever After

#asmr right here #law and order #law & order #ben stone #eada ben stone

keepcalmandcarriefischer

I’d love to see a version of Julius Caesar where he takes the beware the Ides of March warning seriously like “oh shit. good heads up man thanks” and he goes into it with his own knife. He calms down a bit when he see’s all his best friends like “yea, the squad is here and everyone is strapped. nice”