Lio Fotia's footstool in training

I'm Metal and this is my sin bin. Turn ons include: pretty guys that wear leather and at least one pair of sunglasses. This is just a very busy personal blog run by a very thirsty girl. Expect an ever-changing mix of fandoms. Horny on main 24/7 365

[caramujotan]

torrieemily’s nossie programmer chubby goth gf…… her name is elvie and she WILL brick your PC for fun (plus two millennial vampires showing their greatest generation vampire uncle the rick roll meme)

bonus by @ulisaypo​: 

[nahlma]

give thonks

[nahlma]

[yunikina]

👀👀👀

sprites by @ms-loki-loves-nikki

[worms-and-wood-deactivated20230]

[yunikina]

thank u for this great addition

[metalrose69]

what’s a monsterfucker gotta do to get her followers back? :U

[hyrulesmilf]

to any people who say “we’re not going to help florida or texas with their hurricanes” even as a joke: i just want y’all to consider how marginalized communities are disproportionately hit by hurricanes in terms of damage. some of y’all justified some parts of louisiana getting completely destroyed by these hurricanes just with the fact that we went red and not even considering the sheer amount of voter suppression in this state. y’all saying this shit is really fucking scary and really shows that y’all really never cared about the people suffering from the corruption in the South’s governments.

[hyrulesmilf]

it’s really not cute. it really isn’t. stop saying this shit.

[deadasdisco]

can i also tack on something here? so we’re clearly seeing florida turning red, and there’s already strong blaming of the cuban and puerto rican communities of south florida. let’s remember that YES it’s ok to be frustrated, and YES it’s ok to be angry at conservatism, especially religious conservatism. let’s NOT extend this to anti-latinx sentiment. 

[bapouro]

i was looking through medieval drawings of demons the other day and i found the demons that make you gay  

[teamrocketing]

this is what an ally looks like

[yellovv]

they’re officiating their weddings

[moon-spiral-heart-deactivated20]

Anime: Revolutionary Girl Utena

Here’s an anime karaoke song book from the September 1997 issue of Newtype with Utena and Anthy on the cover being adorable! I had never seen this artwork of them before so I’m happy to share!

[bacoose]

i can’t believe castiel went to super hell to turn georgia blue

[casualbaloth]

please god let me find these things out normally I am begging you

[red-mercer]

If you go to the circus for news don’t complain if a clown tells it to you

[metalrose69]

New blog of ThatsMetal55

This is my second blog, follow me here too

[thatsmetal55]

Come on y’all more than six out of my hundreds of followers here can transfer :U

[nyctosaurid]

I didn’t watch supernatural because it’s a monster hunting show but I never saw a single person talk about the monsters. bad sign

[nyctosaurid]

I’m opening a charity to reimburse anyone who watched more than 5 episodes of this show

[britomartis]

no one’s gonna bring up the racist ghost truck? because like.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

[stalkerkyoko]

HOOOOOOOOOOOLD the phone it’s real

it’s reeeeeeeeal

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Trump's 'Big' Press Conference At Four Seasons Total Landscaping Sows Confusion

When Donald Trump said his lawyers would be speaking at the Four Seasons, he didn't mean THAT Four Seasons.

[teawitch]

It’s real. I checked real news sources and everyone is having a laff-fest over this. 

[finnglas]

I have been cry-laughing over on Twitter for roughly half an hour about this

[three--rings]

Two things:

1. Imagine being the person who took that call and was like ‘Sure Trump can do a press conference here.’ 

2. Here’s my 100% Actual Theory on what happened.  Some of Rudy’s sycophants were told to call around to hotels to find the cheapest one to have a press conference at and they can barely read and this was the lowest priced place they called.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[shrimpmilf]

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

[metalrose69]

New blog of ThatsMetal55

This is my second blog, follow me here too

[tiedinaslipknot]

Self care is chugging 9 shots of espresso and dueling Seto Kaiba behind McDonalds at 1 AM

[lava-lamb]

I like and agree with the assumption that Seto Kaiba will be lurking behind a McDonalds at 1 AM, ready to thow down

[jinlinli]

[palindrome-girl]

explain

[jinlinli]

1. lack of female characters in spn means that there are no meaningful het romantic relationship prospects for dean

2. the only strong relationship in the show is between dean and sam

3. wincest pairing becomes most popular ship in the show

4. many fans are frustrated that the juggernaut ship in spn is an incest ship

5. castiel appears in show

6. destiel goes wildly popular as a result of fans being relieved to have a mlm ship that isnt wincest

7. resulting destiel flurry shoots the show back to prominence, ushering in a new audience of fans, including stacey abrams in 2017

8. supernatural becomes stacey abrams's new go-to relaxation show

9. stacey abrams's frustration with sam's decisions in season 10??? apparently??? helped form some of her opinions about coalition building in her campaign???? theres a 2018 interview with abrams on blackgirlnerds.com that posits this jkdfhgkjhdfghdfjkg

10. stacey abrams runs for georgia governor in 2018

11. stacey abrams narrowly loses the race in large part due to suppression of black votes

12. stacey abrams spends the next two years advocating for expanding voting access, an effort that has resulted in hundreds of thousands of first time registered voters

13. in the 2020 election, georgia goes blue by a margin of a thousand votes or so

14. stacey abrams's efforts are given credit for this shift

15. stacey abrams celebrates by unwinding with a nice relaxing episode of destiel is canon

[sixth-light]

I hate to do this but given the above and the fact that Stacey Abrams has written romance novels there is a much higher than zero chance that she is fandom-adjacent 

[anony-mouse-writer]

i need spn to stop having anything to do with the 2020 elections now please god

[moringmark]

Among Us but it’s the Alien Franchise.