JGTHEJUICEMAN

Thats pussy, babe

[shouldnt]

Do you know how hard I worked for us to have accidental eye contact

[rachelfoulger]

[valtsv]

being god's personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job

[thebootydiaries]

someone: am i the only one who—

me: There are 7,000,000,000 People On This Earth

[whispies-deactivated20191220]

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen please watch it

[shakugan-archive]

[sobeitjayt]

lmao

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

Is that a baby!?

[what-the-ass]

a baby that ain’t got boundaries 

[itsvvhatever-blog]

He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn

[yourbrothershotfriend]

[zebruh]

fuck it

smooth bernie sanders

[joey-wheeler-official]

Anderson Cooper

[asundergrowth]

Bernie Sanded

[lifewithoutsocks]

Smoothie Sanders

[otatma]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Wtf I thought billionaires just worked 480x harder than every working class person capitalism is confusing :(

[hymnsofheresy]

heterosexual christians in college be like: gotta marry or i will die

[niceferatu]

they wanna fuck. they gotta fuck or they will die but God put fucking behind a paywall

[997]

ladies it is THAT time of the year

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[amagabby]

Claiming it ✨

[zoobus]

"Are you wearing the-"

"The babyskin boots? Yeah, I am :)"

[maybesimon]

shoes for sale, babies, never worn

[thegoodvybe]

“You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck you want.”

— Kathleen Hanna

[gin-twaka]

[jumex]

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

New Taylor swift song called fuck like a mountain rat