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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad
stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?
damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh
hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this
the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.
FOUND IT
Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series
and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit
thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected
I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema
I dont think thats the whole photoset…. I found one more
But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.com…
But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it
this is far more than “random person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrative” - let’s go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?
to Immanentize the Eschaton means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth
the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:
the first line of Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea’s 1975 The Illuminatus! trilogy: “It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.”
in Frederik Pohl’s The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton
in Ken Macleod's The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is “Another crack at Immanentising the Eschaton”
Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company
here’s what the warning in the image says btw because i wanted to read it but it was too blurry so i had to spend several minutes hunting for a version with better resolution, so I’m posting it here so nobody else has to make that same journey
“DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU’RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD”
also just noticed the labels on the dials on the left side of the device’s control panel:
“MAYHEM” and “DESTRUCTION” are both turned all the way up
As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.
Official ominous sign(s)
You also forgot to mention there were “No Trespassing” signs nailed to the trees on the property & that Williams and the other agents he was trespassing on private land with were wearing camouflage head to toe armed with their own firearms, including a suppressed 9mm submachinegun(s).
Because the family dog was leading the Weavers to them, one of them shot the dog. The son, shocked to find a Marshal had just killed his best friend, had a knee jerk reaction and shot one of the camouflaged trespassers. In response, the boy was then shot in the arm and then shot in the back as he ran away.
Let’s not forget about how Lon Horiuchi (the FBI sniper) shot unarmed Vicki (wife/mom) in the face with a .308 round as she was closing the door, holding their baby - and how the surviving family members had to spend the night on the floor by her dead body, with her blood and brains covering the floor as they stayed out of the line of fire. Also, as dawn crept on, the FBI taunted the Weaver family with, “We had pancakes this morning. And what did you have for breakfast?”
Do not ask what you can do for your country
Ask what your country has done to you
They do though, the women just don't report it.
Its also a thing under sharia that multiple women have to report it together or it doesn’t count and that mans word against them holds more value, so if its 1 vs 1 the mans word is taken over the woman’s inherently.
But they are doing it at mass to non Muslims as apart of jihad that part is definitely true.
Ah, more sub human goings on
Great.
Explaining very slowly that while verbal compliments can be effective and helpful, a lot of people with self image problems become immune to them and simply tune them all out, which is why it's important to touch your partner to show that you're attracted to their body. And that's why you need to be okay with me groping you in public, so I can better express my attraction to you in a way you can't argue with.
hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad
stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?
damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh
me with a lucky anon
Some days that's what relationships feel like
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!
oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?
Cainceled
This post gets worse every reblog
yet im not Abel to scroll past
This post hit me like a rock to the head
This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr
And now they're canceling me because apparently my innovative new pro-glasses kink play 20/20-breaking (self explanatory) is "problematic" because apparently it's going too far to take action to help girls live their best lives.
I for one won't feel like the pope is back until we see the egg post. (good to see the ace pervert rep back)
Thats the fun tension I get to keep yall in, you never quite know when you might see some kancolle girlies sharing their breakfast with each other, you must sit and wait for what you know is inevitable!
>”capitalism”
>*looks inside*
>government intervention
it's never just about what people claim in the big letters that it's about
“But…but…. If we supply clean environmentally friendly power…. How do we force communism?!”
just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body
if I can't effect my will and desires upon my closest friends and allies, how am I supposed to effect my will and desires upon my greatest rivals and enemies? which is why if you're going to ally with me, you gotta wear my evil mind control amulet.
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just saw someone say 5 year olds can't read and it had thousands of likes
i always thought i was just biased because my mom "home schooled" me for pre-k so i went into public school already knowing how to read, write, basic phonics and spelling, basic addition and subtraction, etc. i have such a vivid memory of sitting on the carpet during my first week of school wondering why our teacher was going over the alphabet and which sounds the letters make. don't we already know the alphabet? i got frustrated doing what everyone else was doing until the 1st grade teachers agreed to pull me out during reading and math time to join them instead.
but you're supposed to do that. my mom was actually right in doing that and not saddling some poor teacher with a kid who doesn't even know their own full name or how to hold a pencil, let alone WRITE their name correctly. i didn't realize it was that bad. i feel like if not just sheer laziness and handing their kid a tablet, parents forget kids don't come out of the womb being able to figure these things out on their own. reading and writing is not instinctual and they don't learn just waddling around with a sticky ipad in their hands playing cocomelon on repeat. any delay in learning these skills can lead to major deficits down the road if not immediately corrected. it's why there were kids in high school who were functionally illiterate with no developmental delays or cognitive issues
It always drives me crazy that so many parents think they should leave education up to the government. I started kindergarten knowing how to read, write, and do addition (all at a very basic level, of course) and I would consider anyone who didn't at least try to prepare their child like that to be a failure. This is the bare minimum.
