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22 Musician Gymnast Vikky

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[leggomyriego]

[memehumor]

Wholesome meme

[silverhawk]

“kill me and live with the memory. then tell the stars that you won” is such a raw and powerful quote i cant believe it came from warrior cats

[lordsnaccs-deactivated20181230]

What

[thenordroom]

Light boho styling 

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[sniffling]

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[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Can the victims of police brutality and hate crimes get this same opportunity?

[flip-this-table]

God, what a huge fucking shitbag.

[b0nfireheart]

forbidden pocky

[peteneems]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

these are the most early 2000s nu metal motherfuckers i have ever laid my eyes on, and exactly what i would expect from the people who voiced ed edd n eddy

[shameshack]

[toast-potent]

Jay-Z’s verse from Monster but it’s just this description

[shadowsandcrows]

Gotta get me one of those black bath bombs so I can dramatically emerge from the water like I’m rising from the pits of hell. You know, self care.

[zsnes]

goku get em attitude

[pissvortex]

innocence

[rosewater1997]

wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28

[draumboosky]

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

[draumboosky]

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

[draumboosky]

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

[draumboosky]

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

[draumboosky]

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

[draumboosky]

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

[draumboosky]

She fucking CUMS

[draumboosky]

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[deicide4122]

Yes good story but WHY IS IT IN LIKE 8 DIFFERENT PARTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPHS ARE.

ITS THIS. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS.

[draumboosky]

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

[afroclusterfunk]

its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens

[crowley-anthony]

bughead appreciation week ★ day 2 - favourite bughead season two episode → chapter thirty-five: brave new world

[hollamd]

me: i really wanna know the title so i can stop calling it spider-man: homecoming 2 :/

tom:

[shitpostempire]

[laerugo]

how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh

[claricechiarasorcha]

I once stayed at a game reserve in South Africa, and they had three cheetahs – two males and one female. The boys stuck together (they were brothers), but female cheetahs are solitary, save for when they are raising cubs. Which is hard work for cheetahs, because they don’t/can’t den, she’s working constantly to protect/move her cubs, as well as feeding both them and herself.

Now, these cheetahs ARE in a private reserve, but they’re still essentially wild. But they are more or less accustomed to the presence of people. And this cheetah, Ketswiri, got very badly injured in her leg one time, which usually would be fatal to a cheetah. The staff at the reserve helped her. Another time, she was starving, and they provided her a fresh antelope carcass. And she remembered this, because the science officer was telling us how one time he was watching Ketswiri and her cubs, and she wandered over and dumped all her cubs at his feet, and walked off. Like “watch my kids, I need some me time.” And he was panicking like COME BACK I CAN’T BABYSIT YOUR KIDS WTF

[cluegrrl]

And this, children, is how cats literally domesticated themselves.