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[evilskincare]

Wickedly Gentle Skincare. Shop our Pure Evil line for fragrance free, low ingredient skincare options for sensitive skin.

Our Wildcraft Lotion is made using soy lecithin as an alternative to other mainstream emulsifiers that may cause irritation to sensitive skin. This lotion is a velvety, cream texture and will stay on this skin longer than your traditional lotion. It comes in formulations for dry skin and oily skin. We recommend those with dry skin lock in the moisture using one of our Wildcraft Whipped Body Butters.

Our Wildcraft Whipped Body Butters are great for dry or flaky skin anywhere on the body. It works great on cracked heels, rough palms, and is even safe to put on the lips. The cocoa butter formula smells chocolatey and leaves long lasting moisture. The mango butter formula is unscented and soaks deep into the skin to leave the skin soft with little residue.

If you’re interested in our fragrance filled products, our standard Evil Skincare Line has these two wicked awesome products available in our two signature scents, Dreadwood and Phantom Flora.

Check out our website evilskincare.com for scent and product descriptions.

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

It’s my birthday!

Here’s my Wish List, here’s my Ko-fi / PayPal, here’s my Charity of Choice and here is a Gift Of Important Information

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh wow so a lot of people just learned something they Did Not Ask To Know about elvis presley!

[tens-tense-and-tensed-camus]

uh so

may i add

List of inventors killed by their own invention

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

1. Deeply unsurprised to see a would-be parachute inventor on that list

2. I would also like to inform you that the millionaire owner of the Segway company died by accidentally driving a Segway off a cliff

[wolfyung-deactivated20200107]

[vodkakilledtheteen]

“He was different. The way he looked at me didn’t remind me of the bittersweet stares I got from the other boys. His eyes didn’t make me feel confused or insecure. Instead they made me feel safe and less empty. But I was scared. I didn’t want to tell him about my feelings, but I didn’t want to stop seeing him. So I tried my best to hide my feelings inside my emotions. I started to look at him less. I tried my best not laugh too much at his stupid jokes. But as the days went by I couldn’t help but wonder what if he was faking it? Making pretend to be different, I didn’t want to be stupid and fall for it. Trust me, I want to believe he’s different. I want to believe that his words aren’t laced with black and blue lies. But how? I’ve been through hell and back because of other people, and I just don’t want to feel flames playing inside my heart again.”

— Alexa Evangelista, the book i’ll never finish writing 

[toastbutteregg]

[shutupmerlin]

@Netflix please stop trying to promote amy schumer to me. please. i’m begging you. i don’t know who i hurt in a past life to deserve this or what i’ve watched that makes you think i would willingly sit through anything she has created but please make it go away i don’t want to look at her

[theshitneyspears]

Paris Hilton posted a Snapchat of herself yelling “fuck you” at coyotes while listening to Tik Tok by Kesha.

[the-5th-angel]

This dress is everything. Simple makeup today. I feel like I have good eyeshadow days and bad eyeshadow days and today was a bad one so I stuck to some eyeliner and so much highlighter. You could see my highlight in space. If I got lost in the woods you could use it to signal for rescue. It was amazing. #hair #makeup #fashion #dress #heels #cute https://www.instagram.com/no_song_unsung/p/BoiKJ4SleHg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qz3tocblnvhh

[the-5th-angel]

Heading into a new chapter in life. I found a company that not only makes amazing athletic products but advocates for women empowerment. As a woman who has never been afraid to speak her mind, being able to work with a company that is consistent with my values. Yes I am an affiliate so I make money when you purchase. But also you get a nifty coupon code from me. When you purchase clothes at juststrong.com use the coupon code VALSONG10 for 10% off. I hope you all support my journey into the next step of my life. If you don't know much about me, I'm starting college next semester and after I graduate I want to become a cosmetologist. To become successful I need to forge strong relationships with different companies, but I only want to have them with companies that are in line with my values. Happy shopping! #hair #makeup #beauty #athletic #athleticwear #juststrong

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[doodle-gal]

@mostlycatsmostly !!!

[prokopetz]

You know, I’ve tried writing material where the number of bisexual and gay characters present matches up with real-world demographics, but even that’s apparently enough to get folks passive-aggressively going “wow, is anyone in this setting straight?”, so basically my answer from now on is “no, not a single person in this setting is straight”.

[elfwreck]

When a room has 30% women in it, men think it’s 50-50. When it is 50-50, they think they’re outnumbered. Just one of the fascinating statistics on how people perceive gender balance, says Laura Bates.

…When a story has 5-10% not-straight people in it, a lot of straight people think “the gays are taking over.”

[krugerevengeinej]

Let the gays take over

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“ 

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

The anger I felt when I saw the url is… indescribable.

[curls-and-courage]

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

[barbex]

This is poetry.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Just for once I’d like to tell the gate agents and flight attendants that my folding wheelchair is going into the onboard closet and not have them tell me there’s “no room”. Bitch that’s a wheelchair closet, not a “your bags” closet. Move your damn bags where they belong.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Ok, so according to my friendly aviation expert, this is a Big Fucking Deal. In fact, if an airline argues with you about putting your wheelchair in the wheelchair closet or even suggests there may not be room, unless there is already another passenger’s wheelchair in that closet, they have violated federal law.

CFR Title 14, Chapter II, Subchapter D, Part 382, Subpart E, Section 382.67, Subsection (e)

“As a carrier, you must never request or suggest that a passenger not stow his or her wheelchair in the cabin to accommodate other passengers (e.g., informing a passenger that stowing his or her wheelchair in the cabin will require other passengers to be removed from the flight), or for any other non-safety related reason (e.g., that it is easier for the carrier if the wheelchair is stowed in the cargo compartment).”

Source

This is hugely important because it means that if this happens to you, you should report their asses to the DOT. Why? Because these statistics are published every year for every airline, and the airline gets a huge ass fine for every violation. If we want to see change, we need to make airlines literally pay every time they treat us this way.

[thefreakhasgreeneyes]

@annieelainey you should share this with your followers! This is important info!!

[coolmanfromthepast]

To my mutuals on wheels, print out the law before you fly and whip it out at the gate if they don’t accomodate your wheels.

[typical-atheist-scumbag]

Thanks a lot for posting this, bro! Flying while crippled is already difficult enough without people pulling this kind of shit. Also, make sure that if there is a piece of your wheelchair or something important missing off of it, that you make a big fucking deal out of it! I’ve had pieces fall off of my wheelchair and nearly lost a decoration I had on it that meant a lot to me because people were careless with my chair. Don’t let them mistreat your wheelchair.

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[viralthings]

A friend sent this picture to me, said it was from the Woman’s March in Albany.

[ahellofapilot]

This is my favorite sign.

[anxietyproblem]

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