Arthur: Gwaine, go and distract this visiting suitor for me until I can find a good reason for her to leave.
Gwaine: hold up princess, I've gotta ask my husband first.
Arthur: what
Gwaine: Oi Merls! Can I go-
Merlin without even looking up from polishing Arthur's armour and barely even paying attention to what's going on: No Gwaine
Gwaine: welp can't help you there princess, my husband said no
Arthur: what the fuck






















