Covered in Mocha

[skronklpus]

What are you ordering ?

[gahdamnpunk]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[dollsonmain]

You’re doing your coworkers a favor by keeping your germs at home and not infecting everyone else.

[libraford]

When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

[libraford]

Lean staffing will also be illegal. If you need three people to do a job, you're hiring four.

[libraford]

You are also either earning an amount or you are not earning that amount. 'Earn up to 21.50/hr' no. Either you're paying 21.50 or you are not paying 21.50. Tell the truth or jail for employer for 1000 years.

[duchessvongooseberg]

remember kids. if they're payin minimum wage they're tellin u "if it was legal we would pay u less" and u need to act accordingly

[duchessvongooseberg]

they've not earned the services of a sober employee. smoke a doink in the break room. fuck em

[call-me-yishmael]

The problem with not having internet at home is I want to go sit at a coffee shop and do some research, but I don't have coffee shop money 😞

[call-me-yishmael]

if you were a barista would you hate me if I paid in all dimes?

yes

no

yes but you should do it anyway

Voting ended onJun 23, 2025

[call-me-yishmael]

I decided to just take all my coins to the coinstar instead of torturing some poor barista.

[call-me-yishmael]

The problem with not having internet at home is I want to go sit at a coffee shop and do some research, but I don't have coffee shop money 😞

[call-me-yishmael]

if you were a barista would you hate me if I paid in all dimes?

yes

no

yes but you should do it anyway

Voting ended onJun 23, 2025

[wavetapper]

[bonivers]

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[elhopper1sm]

Even if Minimum wage jobs were just for teenagers that wouldn't justify such low wages. Call me crazy but if a child can work like an adult and puts in the amount of effort and responsibility of an adult and is expected to work as intensely as an adult would. They should get paid like an adult actually. It's so weird how in this country children are expected to face the burdens of adulthood and be ok with having none of the rights of adulthood.

[sacred-portal]

[sachertortes]

I really wish there was an option on those Customer Service Surveys that says specifically, “The representative I spoke to was lovely and helpful and deserves all of the raises but I think that you, as a corporation, should die in a fire.”

[bymcr]

hey as somebody who works in one of those companies that sends out those surveys, never, NEVER mention how much you hate the company in them. just talk about the representative. then, go to the company’s social media page and blast your bad reviews there

those surveys decide our pay, they decide whether we get bonuses or not, they decide if we get to keep our jobs or not. i’ve read transcripts on surveys where it’s has been praising the representative but mentioned one bad thing about the company. that fell to the representative because they should have been enough to sway the customers opinion.

[pikestaff-deactivated20200113]

Hey just to add on, if you liked the representative, and the survey is asking for opinions on a scale of 0-10… please give the rep 10′s across the board.  Don’t try to be thoughtful and detailed and put down a 7 or an 8 or a 9.  A lot of times anything below a 9 or 10 counts as a zero (no, for real) and guess who it comes back to?  That’s right, the customer service rep.

[ultramikahd]

At my job anything below a 10 is zero and our store is graded on our survey % so if anyone even puts 9s across the board it’s a 0 in the end and heavily brings down our stores score- which can lead to firings,

[sol-ex-machina-deactivated20190]

corporations: more horrible than i thought

[the-catholic-geek]

Saw this at a McDonald’s once and when my dad worked at Kohls they had a similar policy. Always mark highly satisfied if you were happy with your service

[brunhiddensmusings]

corporate is full of insane morons that lack humanity for charts like this to exist

[bogleech]

Oh is this not common knowledge yet?? This applies to literally any situation in which you’re asked to give customer feedback on any kind of scale. Anything short of pure 10/10 can get someone written up, cost them some pay or cost them their entire job. I was doing food delivery a year ago and enough people gave me 4/5 instead of 5/5 on the app that my overall score bordered on only a 90% or whatever and if it dropped just a point below that I’d have been booted permanently out of the system. This was also my only source of income at the time other than patreon, which just covered our rent, so this was my only source of money for gas or clothes or anything else. For some people it’s their only source of income INCLUDING rent……..or they literally just live in their car that they use to do these deliveries. Give perfect 10′s to every single employee of every type of business if you don’t want to risk putting somebody out on the street, for real.

[sandersstudies]

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

***

Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

***

Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

***

Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

***

Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

***

Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

***

Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

***

Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

***

Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates approriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

[dovelylittlebird]

Now THIS is customer service

[sandersstudies]

I don’t think I’ve ever in my life met someone who LOVES customer service so much. Like, her favorite passtime is taking angry phone calls and helping the person calm down and only hanging up when they are satisfied. Her dream job is working as a flight attendant and personally I would love to recieve instructions on how to put on an oxygen mask from her.

[teathattast]

[arson-nyanthem]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That makes her the bossman of the customers what's confusing

[mammalianmammals]

Yellow-bellied Marmot (Marmota flaviventer), family Sciuridae, Great Sand Dunes National Park and Preserve, CO, USA

AKA "Whistle Pig" and "Rock Chuck"

Marmots are in the squirrel family.

photograph via: National Park Service

[thickness-protection-program]

Multi billion dollar companies will act like you committed a series of war crimes just for staying one extra hour for an extra 15$