worm off the string

I'm Grayson, 27 (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[ruinedchildhood]

[importantcatpics]

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[incognitopolls]

This is asking about face only; don't count ears. Don't count piercings that have closed/healed over that you can't put jewelry in anymore.

Do you have any facial piercings?

Yes, multiple

Yes, I've gotten multiple, but some have closed/I don't have all of them anymore

Yes, one

Not anymore; I've gotten multiple, but they all closed

Not anymore; I used to have one

No, I've never gotten any

Voting ended onFeb 17

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[fictionadventurer]

I love that Jules Verne asked the question "What kind of person could circumnavigate the world in 80 days?" and decided that the answer was not a groundbreaking explorer or genius inventor, but a guy who's really, really, really obsessed with train and boat schedules.

[oqmemphis]

my final paper for my CS degree was literally "how can we algorithmically optimise for the fastest possible circumnavigation route on commercial flights?", which incidentally required me to adopt a very good working knowledge of what flight options are available at what times (and also led to me accidentally memorising several hundred airport codes)

[oqmemphis]

incidentally the fastest possible route seems to be about 51 hours, if you're working from 2022 schedules like i was. if you use current schedules and are very optimistic about how quickly you can transfer between flights, you can maybe get it down to around 48 hours (also known as 25 millivernes).

[fictionadventurer]

The very best thing about tumblr is that you can make a post about a 154-year-old novel and get responses like this.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

welcome... to Nothing Park

[meow-moment]

"You have a T-Rex?"

"No."

[pardonmystardust]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[sillysayaka]

you didn't do it. you crazy son of a bitch you didn't do it

[highdrainjah]

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they should, that they didn't stop to think if they could"

[roberttingle]

annoying when shows set in the medieval period have the women with thier hair just long and unstyled and out . girl go put on your wimple girl 🤦‍♀️

[elvensilk]

like there are so many fun medieval hair and headgear options, it's so boring just seeing loose beachy waves meant to appeal to 21st century beauty standards

put that hot prince in a gay little hood with an ostrich feather or so help me god

[mentallyillmindmeld]

Regular person: yeah so that’s basically the premise of th-

Guy with crippling Star Trek brainrot: hey yknow what else was called “the premise”

[vague-humanoid]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[walkingstackofbooks]

I was just reading through the Memory Alpha page on Inquisition, and:

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[weeping-willow-weeps]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[3000s]

click like on any gifset from the movie sinners to have your recommendations ruined by people who are exclusively horny for the white guy from sinners

[3000s]

HES NOT EVEN HOT

[the-quasar-hero]

Do you know how prev looks?

I’ve met/know them in IRL.

I’ve seen a photo/video of them.

I’ve read a description they’ve made of themselves.

I’ve made up an image of them in my mind based off their icon and bits of info

I don’t have the vaguest idea what they look like.

Voting ended onJan 31

[muppetshow2026]

not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.

[highdefinitions]

they’re gonna tell billie joe armstrong to not say The Thing in american idiot at the super bowl and i hope he does and i hope he causes a fucking scene

[lichqueenlibrarian]

Hold on a second the Vulcans do what.

[quite-logical]

I felt I had to include the tags because WILLIAM SHATNER WROTE THIS.