[catchymemes]

[amoisthobo]

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

damn bro. you trash

[ios10emojis]

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas

[melonflavored]

Do you guys think If i hit an arbitrary goal i will finally unlock unlimited happiness?

[wrenderart]

I made this a couple of months ago but. hack your 3ds. do it right now.

[cowboy]

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[chilewithcarnage]

[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[kata4a]

[cipheramnesia]

You should fill your house with chintz because knocking shit over is enrichment for your catgirl gf. No, hey. Eyes on me, don't worry about what your husband is doing. That's his business.

[switch]

it's kind of a shame that the 10-year long "urobuchi said in an interview that madoka was actually about how young girls are literally terrorists who will be destroyed for their hubris" -> "he really did not say that" telephone game has largely buried any retrospective appreciation of how kind of funny it was that urobuchi did just start rapid-firing his thoughts on american imperialism and its relationship to the motivations behind acts of terrorism and nuclear energy and the y2k panic, which is admittedly all ultimately in service of expressing some pretty normal ideas, while the interviewer barely manages to keep the entire thing on-topic.

[switch]

[narwhalsarefalling]

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

[narwhalsarefalling]

in my defense:

and:

its very hard to tell for someone who only kind-of reads Japanese and just saw the component for "sake flask" (酉) and, rightfully assumed, that the bottle that said sake was probably sake.

[squirrelstone]

No no, you don’t get to hide this in the tags

[nicollekidman]

the wildest derek dieworkwear series of events so far and that’s saying something

[wingdingos]

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

lol nice outfit loser *puts phone up to ear* huh…? what? oh um- okay. anyway 1828 called. they said they found something really really scary in goya’s house

[transfemmbeatrice]

starting a collection. please add on

[fairytalefem]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[planefood]

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

[planefood]

Kamala?

[pennaraptor]

ergonomic

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]