The Cactus Garden

22 /she/her/ getting murdered by grad school/ ask me about the weather

[lonestatus]

*struggling w/ writing an email* they didn't have to deal with this shit in ancient babylon

ancient babylonian: *struggling to compose a cuneiform tablet* by god i wish i could do this shit with a computer

[bedupolker]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong

[feeshies]

Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc

Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[noah-wyles]

[anexperimentallife]

[wolfchaldo]

[the-big-mood]

Walter White in Mario Kart Wii

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[avioletmoonrise]

every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[autism69]

: <- a bite mark

[autism69]

easy website

[hiveswap]

me calming down my vampire horse named website

[loveridden1999]

starting a collection

[cervidcel]

nice blog! have they diagnosed you?

[coolreader18]

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[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[foxghost]

i'm just reading that duolingo's stock is falling off a cliff but there's actually millions of more subscribers. Which is so silly. Nobody learns anything from Duolingo. /kill the green bird

If you're learning an east asian language, my vote is for Lingodeer. It has human curated lessons, detailed grammar lessons, and as of this moment anyway, none of their lessons are written with genAI. they've expanded now to include languages outside of mardarin/japanese/korean to compete with duolingo but I haven't tried those.

[parasitoidism]

Okay.

[heartseeker]

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

[heartseeker]

polite bubby.png

[rickybabyboy]

ohhhhhh bubby from orange cats

[jaspertjunk]

Hi sorry I saw a transparent jpeg and immediately put your cat in a situation hope that's cool

[heartseeker]

WHATS HE DOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!