The Cactus Garden

22 /she/her/ getting murdered by grad school/ ask me about the weather

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[robertfagden]

reblogging stuff is a game and im winning

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[queer-as-city-folk]

But that is how a train works...

[cervine-arctophile]

my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

[seleneelune-deactivated20251014]

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[twerklina]

[super-affection]

[lonestatus]

*struggling w/ writing an email* they didn't have to deal with this shit in ancient babylon

ancient babylonian: *struggling to compose a cuneiform tablet* by god i wish i could do this shit with a computer

[bedupolker]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong

[feeshies]

Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc

Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[noah-wyles]

[anexperimentallife]

[wolfchaldo]

[the-big-mood]

Walter White in Mario Kart Wii

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[avioletmoonrise]

every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends