Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff!

Terror sideblog of @superiorcanine On Hiatus, be patient

[coolbutcher]

Deutsche Terror Fans weidet eure Augen an diesen gar abscheulich zusammengeschusterten Gaben

(*Jopsons Text kann man ja mal so gar nicht entziffern deshalb hier nochmal festgehalten:

Aber waren Sie schon mal am Ende der Ihnen bekannten Welt plötzlich von Ihrem Kapitän verlassen worden, einen Verrat den Ihre Seele nicht zu verkraften mochte, weshalb Ihr Skorbut-zerfressenes Nervenkostüm Ihnen vorgaukelte der werte Herr würde Sie am Ende eines reichlich gedeckten Tisches erwarten, wenn Sie es bloß vermögen Ihren Körper aus dem Zelt zu reißen?

Oder in anderen Worten: was ist bloß falsch mit dem Burschen)

[maidenczar]

google search "how to want"

[maidenczar]

google search "desire for beginners"

[edoutft]

guys be like “i know a place” and its the cursed 1848 franklin expedition carnivale in the artic

[coolbutcher]

Wip wednesday time thanks to the kind @rain-fall-down :) this is a wip in the truest sense of the word - its the bare bone structure of the fic I was going to write for the stanvoeux medical malpractice event before shit hit the fan. I'm not sure if I'll get around to it, I think that would require a little bit more thought, but as it stands, I like to think I got their banter just right :)

Shouting out

@chesthighwater @sgtjakes @nobodysomega @willowbilly @13hemoglobin @maidward @18thcenturythirsttrap and anyone who wants to participate, no pressure :D

[hehkuu]

a fitzjames per episode → one. go for broke

[reginaldkoettlitz]

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[reginaldkoettlitz]

like can you believe his real life name is cherry

[denisglillie]

They put this photo of him on a lantern slide for the express purpose of projecting it to an audience so it's safe to say that people have been going "look at Cherry!!" for over a century

[charl0ttan]

preparing my stupid haggard speech to give to my lame and undisciplined troops before we get absolutely wrecked by enemy cavalry at the club

[fuckrozanov]

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[probuccalfat]

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

[sunniedaze00]

girls who whimper. send post

[henryhodgson]

you wouldnt last an hour here

[jacquelying]

zoo animal

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

[rubysharkruby]

😔

[terror-doodles-daily]

Day 137

Two ✌️ marines

[m3atbuff3t]

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

[smallerhawk]

Damn!!! For the first time I noticed that during Irving and Hickey's conversation, they carry a ladder right behind Irving. It's insane. To me that’s less a reference to Hickey’s ambitions and more like Jacob’s ladder. Irving promises Hickey that he can find God, and despite how comic the scene is, it’s also touching if you think about it. Irving means well. I think the ladder underlines the sincerity of his words and that he actually believes it himself. And that conversation is the trigger, while the ladder is Chekhov’s gun. You’ll climb that ladder yourself, dear.