The Changing Skies

Hi everyone, I'm Sam. They pronouns are awesome and preferred. Grad student. Lover of summer skies. Work in progress. This is just a place for my thoughts to hang out and do wildly inappropriate things to each other.

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[baskinginthenoondaysun]

“Whenever this appears on your dash, we at Aperture request that you like AND reblog to preserve the insane like/reblog parity. For science.”

[victusinveritas]

[naamahdarling]

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

[marjorierose]

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[bug-mp3]

[theweight]

they should do emmys for gifs

[naamahdarling]

Hey! We're in a tight financial spot right now, with home repairs, vet debt, and medical expenses piling up. I'll go into it more in another post, but for now, my boyfriend has some items up on Etsy!

We will be listing more, this is just a quick and dirty post, but right now I am overdrawn at the bank by about $60, and need to fix that before utilities come out.

So if you could go see if there's any bracelets you like, that would be fantastic. We will adjust sizes for you if you let us know what your wrist size is. If you would like something done for you in different colors, that'd be cool too! Just shoot us a message.

[smeemos]

No Dacula here..... smeemo doesn't even have teeth smeemo promises (lying)

[rickybabyboy]

i believe you (truthful)

[smeemos]

SMEEMO UPSIDE DOWN DACULA ATTACKULA

[rickybabyboy]

#SCARY

[i-m-snek]

You have reached the mouse of buffering Please allow yourself 20-30 seconds to process your current feelings and drink water Thank you~

[iamthelowercase]

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

[armengoldira]

[ruffboi-mags]

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

[movebackintime]

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

[laziestgirlintown]

In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge!

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[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

[girl4music]

Preserving female and WLW media like my life depends on it since there is a huge attack on it right now. They can’t take away what we already had. I won’t let them.

If it’s Xena, South Of Nowhere, Wynonna Earp or She-Ra I have you covered. She-Ra isn’t my upload though.

Xena Warrior Princess - Google Drive

South Of Nowhere - Google Drive

Wynonna Earp - Google Drive

She-Ra and the Princess of Power - Google Drive

I will be uploading Buffy and Charmed too eventually once I bump my Google Drive storage space up to 5TB but those two can usually be found everywhere so it’s not that much of an issue that they’re not uploaded yet.

If it’s female or WLW representation, I care about it. However, it’s usually just action/adventure, fantasy and supernatural I watch for myself. South Of Nowhere is an outlier just because it’s so god damn well written/acted and the WLW ship/couple in it are the lead characters.

I will not let ANY female and WLW media fall off into obscurity. We deserve to be represented too and there are legions of us (new and old generation) who need it.

[leaveitalonesky]

I couldn't manage to find 1080p; but I have The L Word (both the original and Gen Q) in 720p on my drive here if anyone is interested!

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge!

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[blignick]