When Life Gives You Lemons...

Pickens is the Name Citrus is the game.

[diamondformm]

[gonegenet]

I feel like this is the realest most exposing moment of the 21st century

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

pussy so fat thanos had to snap twice

[wereralph]

This is the funniest post on this site

[krabby-kronicle]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[blackpyrefly]

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

[uzmashroom]

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

[furrama]

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

[fujiwaradivebar]

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

[perrfectly]

[fckimsorry]

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

[kaijuno]

Wake up babe they made soap u can fuck

[she-aint-my-girl]

[ingodneyitrust]

[britney]

love or hate britney.. one thing’s sure, all of your faves love britney

[h-n-w]

I don’t see Beyoncé talking

[surprisebitch]

here’s Beyoncé narrating Britney Spears’ MTV Special (bet you thought this didn’t exist or happen..)

here’s Beyoncé with Destiny’s Child talking about how down-to-earth Britney is and how she has the “Southern Hospitality”

here’s Beyoncé at the beginning of the video saying she’s a fan of Britney and likes the Pop Bible, Blackout (take note, this was 2007 when Britney was having her infamous breakdown and Beyoncé was also already big)

Britney Spears and Beyoncé backstage at the Billboard Music Awards 2011

where these pictures were taken

also some more pics of them together

so again… you were saying??

[britneystans-blog]

Drag them boo

[alex--lies]

Queens supporting queens

[yeezy-nation]

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

Whoever is making these videos… please… keep making more

[sixpenceee]

Bride taking video for her wedding caught in the shock wave of the Beirut Blast

source                         

[withlove-nate-deactivated202210]

This started out so beautifully , but it ended in a terrifying way.

[lightspell]

this is so scary, I hope people from Lebanon can make it out of this one

[goawfma]

whom im saving when the race war starts

[mozzarella-sticks]

an absolute mood

[startorrent02]

“Terrorize heterosexual love” 💀💀💀

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

This is why Shrek was so amazing at release.

[realitytvshow]

[hauntedegg]

me the 3rd time I’ve gone up to this guys hotel room to ask him to stop vaping because it’s setting off the fire alarm because the clouds are so thick it’s disrupting the sensors and he answers the door all freaked out and jumpy and I have to go in and look around and make sure there isn’t actually a fire only to find that the curtain rod is broken and the closet shelf is broken and the sheets are tied into ropes and when I asked him about it he admitted to me that he did a lil meth and decided to try autoerotic asphyxiation but nothing was sturdy enough and to please not tell his boss because he was in town for job training and they’re paying for his room:

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

I’m sorry what

[dukebee]

Working at a hotel is just Like That

[wrightedgar]

“Roger Corman made it okay for all of us to make exploitation movies. He showed that you shouldn’t be embarrassed. There’s nothing wrong with you for loving a movie like ‘Piranha’. That it doesn’t mean that you’re stupid for loving a movie that seems like a stupid exploitation movie. And that a lot of these films are very smart, made with lots of intelligence and that it’s okay to have fun at the movies.”

— Eli Roth on Corman’s World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel (2011) dir. Alex Stapleton

[extork]

I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.

[soupsluts]

This bitch had like 5 accents

[tqueeninactive]

transcription:  “you’re a nice guy. (shifts to singsongy british accent) i’ll think about it maybe xo baybeoi uh oh eehjfgoi SHEND HIM KISSHEOIS. i didn’t know i would moive in with his missusWOOOOOT GET A LOIFE WE’RE LIVIN WITH HIS WOIFE like.. (disturbingly serene) what was i meant to do…? ehehehe. (sudden american accent) oh bitch oi seemBUHHURH BREAST KILLA?? mm. HEHEHEHEHEHE (back to british accent) she doied. that’s what she desehves. (sudden new yorker accent) this stoopid princess bitch has been fuckin goin against me since i downloaded this goddamn app. she’s like (peppa pig again) oih you’re heare? no problemm. an- oo OO OOOHOHOHOHOOO OHOHOHOHO HOHOHOWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ….oh i was first heh!”

[katyazamolodchikova]

you’re a nice guy 👨‍💼! I’ll think 🤔 about it MAY-BEE🐝. X O 🤗💋 baybwee👶! UH OH here we go 🚀🚀🚀! SHENDS HIM KISSES😘😘😘! I didn’t know that I would move in with his Mrs.👰 WHUUT😲! GET A LIFE! You were living with his wife 👱‍♀️like what was I meant to do🤷‍♀️? Oh bitch 💃obviously- BUH HWUH BREASTKILLUH 🔪🙍‍♀️! Yeet ✌️! hehehehehehe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she DIED 😵. It’s what she deserves 💁‍♀️. this STOOPID princess 👸 bitch 🐕 has been fuckin goin against me since I downloaded this goddamn app 📱. She’s like, “OH yaw here, no PRAWBlem!” eh OO OO 😮OOOoOooOO 😩😩😩😩OOOOoo 😱oOO😱oooo 😱O😱😱OO😱OOO WHAAAAAA🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Oh I was first heh!🥇🏆