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lmao

i talk a lot of shit about how dire the state of the world is, but sometimes headlines like this make me somewhat thankful that i'm living through this time in history

technofeudalism

they're going to fucking euthanize him

frot-cember-deactivated20241214

he learned it from his dog

geosynthetic

Count Barefoot Contessa

dorfs

she always finds me in my time of greatest need

killdies

weeee bungee jump

sexhaver

therapist: bungeesus isn't real, he can't hurt you

bungeesus:

milanesa42

meiandthedevil

catoswound-moved

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

queixumes

unquietgravekeeper

Holy fuck

ladymirdan

Why does this read like a Limp Bizkit song?

kusali

Time to remember this marvelous tweet

kusali

Literally same

rubberdominacd

The early bird gets the

jdsquared

Walz is a former school teacher, served in the army, and was very pro-active in getting progressive stuff passed in his legislature. Besides codifying abortion/IVF rights, see this list of his accomplishments. A solid pick.

veepoutofcontext

virtualgirladvance

touchhorseexperience

i never wanna hear ohhh i drank too much wine i smoked too many cigarettes last night i feel awful. cultivate a european mindset. you just need an espresso. life is an alchemical process and you are the alembic