C’mon Greenery

Jake | 28 | Earth Science Doctoral Student at Boston College | Gay

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[technofeudalism]

lmao

[technofeudalism]

i talk a lot of shit about how dire the state of the world is, but sometimes headlines like this make me somewhat thankful that i'm living through this time in history

[technofeudalism]

[technofeudalism]

they're going to fucking euthanize him

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

he learned it from his dog

[geosynthetic]

Count Barefoot Contessa

[dorfs]

she always finds me in my time of greatest need

[killdies]

weeee bungee jump

[sexhaver]

therapist: bungeesus isn't real, he can't hurt you

bungeesus:

[milanesa42]

[meiandthedevil]

[catoswound-moved]

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

[queixumes]

[unquietgravekeeper]

Holy fuck

[ladymirdan]

Why does this read like a Limp Bizkit song?

[kusali]

Time to remember this marvelous tweet

[kusali]

Literally same

[rubberdominacd]

The early bird gets the

[jdsquared]

Walz is a former school teacher, served in the army, and was very pro-active in getting progressive stuff passed in his legislature. Besides codifying abortion/IVF rights, see this list of his accomplishments. A solid pick.

[veepoutofcontext]

[virtualgirladvance]

[touchhorseexperience]

i never wanna hear ohhh i drank too much wine i smoked too many cigarettes last night i feel awful. cultivate a european mindset. you just need an espresso. life is an alchemical process and you are the alembic

[leninisms]

good by 2007 hello 2008!

[hustlerose]

sucking the balls doesn't even do anything

[grimeclown]

I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn't your heart

[catchymemes]

[nudityandnerdery]

[pissvortex]

STOP THE FUCKING CAR

[sinnerenjoyer-deactivated202605]

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

[teaboot]

beg for your life, tennis boy