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new favorite seal video. lets clap with mama

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

altospaceangel

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

the-forest-library

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

zeelatunes

pov: you're a tumblr user reading a post

ladyofsnark

If you think the main draw to Pride and Prejudice is "enemies to lovers with a rich man" then you've explicitly missed the point.

The draw is "rich haughty man realizes the error of his ways, makes sincere attempts to rectify his mistakes, and in the end expects literally nothing in return because he does genuinely truly love the girl who rejected him and he didn't want her to ever believe she 'owed' him or that he did it merely to get in her good graces"

bethanydelleman

And we cannot forget, "girl realizes that she's not as good at judging other people as she thinks she was, that she's following the same unhappy path as her father, and that she needs to change too. And she does."

kuvaton

saint-batrick

environmental storytelling.

phallicthimble

depsidase

liberalsarecool

Patriarchy demands two genders. Fcuk patriarchy.

filialdisciple

avatar: the last airbender premiered 20 years ago!!

thatssroughbuddy

Crying in the club rn

paranoiac1963

"killing billionaires wont solve the problem of wealth inequality" no but killing elon musk would solve the problem of elon musk

mi1kw33d-2-deactivated20250505

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

roach-works

later you find out that applecock is like a) the nicest lady in the world, b) in her late fifties and c) is a well respected senior member of a career you didn't know existed like head mop taxonomist or chief piano refurbishment factor or secretary of racehorses and suddenly a few of the comments in the longest orgy scene are even funnier.

wordfather

things are going to be difficult. But you

rascalbot

are going to be difficulter

wordfather

thats the spirit!!!!! be a problem to your problems!!!!!!!!! mark your territory! !!!!!!!

cannibalchicken

icedoatmilkmatcha-deactivated20

also

yeahokayillreblogthat

Yeah okay Ill reblog that!

aggressivelybicaptainamerica

Not a scholar at first, but the guy who wrote Jaws hated that people used it to justify hating sharks so much he dedicated the rest of his life to shark research and advocacy.

ruffboi-mags

The woman who popularized gender reveals wishes she hadn't, afaik.

guerrillatech

I just need to rant a bit. My SIL is pregnant and is having a beer and babies thing, basically a diaper party. They’re saying bring a gift card worth the amount of a thing of diapers $45-$55 and get a cup for beer. Like excuse me I don’t want to pay that much for bad beer and we’re not having kids so it’s not like we can be like oh we did this for you now reciprocate in the future. Also like the point of this is to get diapers not gift cards for diapers. It feels weird. And there’s another baby shower after this diaper party. I’m just irritated and annoyed because like her and her husband make a stupid amount of money and live in the middle of nowhere so it’s not like the cost of living is expensive for them. I’m just irritated because she’s also been very like you have to come to me and work around me because I’m pregnant and it’s only going to get worse after the stupid kid gets here.