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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Noah Kahan

JVL

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The Stonewall Inn
Cosmic Funnies
almost home
YOU ARE THE REASON

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will byers stan first human second
cherry valley forever
Monterey Bay Aquarium

PR's Tumblrdome
occasionally subtle

Product Placement

roma★
The Bowery Presents
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@the-devil-wears-shein
1 @i-wrotethisforme || 2 John Berger, "Will it be a likeness?" from The Shape of a Pocket || 3 @softkatie || 4 @chennai-expression || 5 peanuts || 6 it, Stephen King || 7 @lizclimo || 8 @petrichara || 9 The Essays of Montaigne, “On friendship" || 10 @honeytuesday
part ii here
she's literally me
I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person
#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life
My friends and fam if you are expecting me to vet shit, you have obviously not been on this site as long as I have
People who see pics of like those fucked up deep sea fish and creatures and go "omg I'm never going swimming in the ocean again 😰😰😰" calm down. They're 5000 feet below where you are and also i went down there and none of them even knew you. Leave them alone bitch
walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying "i can't. it's locked" out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist
this is how I pack for trips
trying to do anything on edibles
I’ve been thinking about “you can’t pin joy like a moth” all day.
i don’t wanna be a killjoy because while andrew tate getting arrested after leaking his own location in an attempt to “clapback” at greta thuberg for ratioing him when he attempted to bait her IS objectively hilarious it’s kind of worrysome that the general response to that has been “wow greta thunberg totally DESTROYED andrew tate, i’m so proud of gen z “ and not “isn’t it horrifying that a girl who’s been getting sexually harrased by grown men since she was a literal child has been having to constantly defend herself because noone else seems to want to”
i distinctly remembering greta saying something like “stop looking to young people to fix all your problems, you’ve stolen my childhood” and all anyone seemed to get out of that was “wow gen z is amazing, they’re gonna save the world!!!” somehow.
these people tell on themselvesss like they’ll swear up and down that skincare is about ✨self care✨ and 🌱health 🌱 and 🤍 pampering yourself 🤍 and not an obsessive fear of aging and ugliness that’s being exploited by a 100 billion dollar industry, but if you express any modicum of surprise or exasperation or disinterest at their nightly twelve-step routine, they’re like shut up you ugly wrinkled dusty hag. umm okay patrick bateman but i thought it was about self care not beauty 🤔
y’all mention panera bread to me one more time
I've been seeing a lot that people are really surprised and upset that pissvortex got banned, and while I think it's fucked up and shitty that he did get banned, I also don't think it's very surprising because- and here's something I think a lot of non-TERFs don't understand- TERFs navigate this website very differently from the rest of us. The standard reaction to any non-TERF encountering a TERF is to block them, and generally not engage. You know, we have block lists of TERFs that go around. TERFs themselves, they don't really do this shit. They don't have huge block lists of trannies- I mean that would be like 80% of the fucking site- what they do is they keep watch of accounts that they really fucking hate and they hang out in their little discord servers because they're petty and vicious and have nothing better to do than fill their lives with poison and venom, and they harass you to provoke you, and when you say some shit about how terfs should kill themselves or be scalped, they share it around between themselves and mass report it. And absolutely no large social media website, not Tumblr, not Twitter, not Facebook, is going to see a post that received hundreds of reports where you said that somebody should be scalped and think, "Oh but was the other person being like a real huge asshole though?" That's not how they work. They just ban you. Whatever moderator is managing that shit does not care enough to look into the larger societal wide context of why you said that. I'm not saying this to say that you should be kind to or play nice with TERFs, I'm just saying this so that you can perhaps have an awareness of how some of your posts may look to a moderator who's received hundreds of reports about them. They're playing a different game, so play smart
When I was a substitute teacher, I had a 4th grade class once with a really INVENTIVE bully. This kid would talk shit, but like. Quietly. Conversationally. He'd sit there and in low, pleasant tones designed for the teacher to not notice, say the most hair-raising things about the other students and their families, shit that if you said it as an adult to another adult might get your ass shot. And he'd watch, smiling, as the other students would get loud and angry and upset, as one boy eventually jumped up and started screaming cuss words at him, as a girl lost her cool and ran around the room knocking chairs over because she was so angry. And he'd sit back, smug, waiting for the teacher to punish the students who acted out, secure that his goading would be ignored or downplayed if it was even noticed at all.
There are people on this website playing the same game. They and their buddies will "death by a thousand papercuts" you, a million tiny harassments, none of which are big or obvious enough to be actionable, until you're so pissed off and overwhelmed that you lose your cool and say something you know you shouldn't, something that can get you in trouble. And then they strike.
I had a dream where I was cutting my bangs and every single person in the dream tried to stop me but I had already cut them and my dream entities was all like “noooo you have to let those grow out now blunt bangs look so bad on you” like ok . Message received
more men should think with their pussies and more women should think with their cocks. what’s not clicking
“what about cis people” only talking about normal people rn. sorry
dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
can't get an algorithm like this on twitter