little fuckin weirdo

hi i’m the dirt eater. I like plants and bugs n stuff. and the little gay autistic people in my phone. call me dirt. yea :) she/they/he 23

[the-dirt-eater]

maybe I make a pinned post. as a treat. this blog is a mess. it’s got everything i love in it, so it’s not specific to anything. welcome to the train wreck etc

use my ask box for anything! but especially music recs and fun facts :D

I’m 23 so minors… be cautious? I’m not always gonna be pg. curate your internet experience to your needs.

TERFs, SWERFs, ace/aro exclusionists, pro-lifers, anti-palestine, anti- sex ed, anti- critical race theory, or any other flavor of bigot not allowed. i’ll stomp you into a paste :)

also I will block accounts that look like bots. if u follow me and don’t have any activity on ur acc imma block u. i’ll usually give people a day to like put a profile pic up but if you don’t you’re gone. <3

i’m not always good at tagging. my bad

more specific stuff about me past the cut :3

super into plants and bugs and mushrooms and music. can crochet and learning to knit. I rarely do art but I’m slowly learning to be better at that too.

specifically currently interested in:

• punk/rock/indie music

• tarantulas

• jumping spiders

• isopods

• cockroaches

• california native plants

• terrariums

• minecraft

• cats :3

• pet web games (horse isle 2, star stable)

also interested in (but less knowledgeable about):

• internet culture and history

• queer culture and history

• freshwater aquariums, including

- fishkeeping (bettas, comet goldfish, koi, various small tropical fish)

- shrimpkeeping!!!!

- aquascaping/aquatic plants

- low maintenance systems (no filter etc)

• video games and streaming

I watch way more youtube than is probably healthy so there’s that too.

omg I nearly forgot fandoms!!

currently obsessed with stranger things and twenty one pilots. also into:

• fall out boy

Severance

• hannibal

• good omens

• our flag means death

• heartstopper

• community

• doctor who

• hermitcraft but i’m not up to date ever

• unus annus (rip)

• dan and phil

• wings of fire

probs more that i’m forgetting

music I like is. a bunch of genres tbh. indie, folk, punk, rock, some pop, video game music, some classic 2000s-2010s emo bands. very specific flavors of country-adjacent stuff. some psychedelic rock. more that i can’t think of.

some bands/artists i like:

fall out boy

twenty one pilots

paramore

the crane wives

hayley kiyoko

the oh hellos

chloe moriondo

chappell roan

STRFKR

jack stauber

sir chloe

hozier

jackie hayes

yea that’s me :) enjoy your stay here. drink water etc. bye!

last edited 9/2/2025

[thoughtportal]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

[soul-of-a-ghost]

pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears

[ominous-signs]

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[yellow-cat]

suchhh a relief to spend time with other insane people. yes we are fucked in the head. we are both going to make it. i love you

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

hey I saw you overthinking on a sunday afternoon and I just wanted to let you know you shouldn’t do that

[omtai]

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

[government-cy-op]

Just found 2 copies of a 19th century naturalism magazine and LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE ICON

[taylortut]

i CANNOT express how much more lovable my friends are to me at their most annoying. i'd rather hear the same story 3 times than not at all. i'd rather read a 22 message text rant about something totally inconsequential than not hear from you all day. i'd rather you tag me in the stupidest post i've ever seen than not know that it made you think of a conversation we had a month ago. BE ANNOYING AT ME. I LOVE YOU

[ageae]

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[the-dirt-eater]

A DRAG PATH, ETCHED IN THE SURFACE

[moandieu]

Helmut Moik: Dalmatian Pelican in the Danube Delta, Romania, 2003

[misericordiia]

fun fact if your music is loud enough Thoughts Do Not Exist And You Are Calm. do not pay attention to your heart rate and do not accidentally hit pause

[the-dirt-eater]

it’s not working yet

[kunosoura]

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

[kunosoura]

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

[the-dirt-eater]

hi dirt i had hot cocoa for breakfast

was it scrumptious. i hope so

[spoil3rr]

yes i want more. tell me, is it a sin to have hot cocoa two days in a row?

[the-dirt-eater]

to deprive ourselves of simple pleasures is a greater sin, i think

[jame7t]

Honestly humans should be able to deploy little parasitic creatures called “learnlets” to go learn new things, or discover hidden ideas, and then return in the evenings

[spoil3rr]

@the-dirt-eater

[the-dirt-eater]

you’re so right bestie. i want to learn everything