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thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles

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epiphainie

brian being john's best man, joining him and cyn on their honeymoon uninvited, and being julian's godfather are all so so funny. if i was cynthia i would have killed john lennon in his sleep

#instead she was like “isn't brian a lovely guy” I GUESS 😭

i-am-the-oyster

Paul McCartney and playground rhymes

(The rhymes I've included are just examples, all nursery/playground rhymes have many variations)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, All good children go to heaven, a penny in the water, two pence in the sea, three pence in the railway, and out goes she.

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Once I caught a fish alive, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Then I threw him back again. Why did you let him go? Because he bit my finger so. Which finger did he bite? This little finger on my right

Queenio, Cokio, who's got the ballio? I haven't got it It isn't in my pocket Queenio, Cokio, who's got the ballio?

i-am-the-oyster

One for sorrow, Two for joy, Three for a girl, Four for a boy, Five for silver, Six for gold, Seven for a secret never to be told.

Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace. Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go. Friday's child is loving and giving, Saturday's child works hard for a living. But the child that is born on Sabbath day, Is bonny and blithe, good and gay.

Three blind mice, three blind mice, See how they run, see how they run, They all ran after the farmer's wife, Who cut off their tails with a carving knife, Did you ever see such a thing in your life, As three blind mice?

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard, To give the poor Dog a bone; When she came there, The Cupboard was bare, And so the poor Dog had none.

[common in many counting games]

#“three pence in the railway and out goes she” is going into my paul and trains list #otherwise very interesting!#paul mccartney

jeremy-hillary-boob

gotta love how john and paul started out with mimi and jim vaguely disapproving of their friendship and eventually progressed all the way to the literal actual united states government making it impossible for them to be in the same room. you and your toxic homoerotic quasi-spouse slash creative partner could NEVER be that unbearable together

thehuxler

To be fair to Orson Welles, if my son was Michael Lindsay-Hogg, I also wouldn't acknowledge or legitimize him

thehuxler

Orson Welles and his sad illegitimate worm son

#this sounds like a title of some book from the 18th century #michael lindsay hogg

Your MLH gif is ENDING me why is he like that?

He's such a loser, I love him. The fact that he has his fucking cigar in his mouth while he's getting DRAGGED ON A ROOF... be serious with me

There's also this photo that makes me laugh everytime I see it. WHAT'S he doing. He looks like a mole from whac-a-mole

#just like that one tumblr post goes #he needs a supportive boyfriend that would hype him up and made everyone clap before he enters the room #that boyfriend being ringo of course #as to why he always has a cigar in his mouth... well... i shan't say #michael lindsay hogg #thanks for the ask hux <3

thehuxler

John Lennon is in the grave fucking PISSED you guys aren't using she/her pronouns

decadent-hag

Alternate universe where The Beatles stayed together and did a "Rumors" with Too Many People, Wah-wah, and How Do you Sleep etc. 25th anniversary concert where Paul sings Dear Friend right into John's mouth.