[thebowltender]

moms b like "your emotional pain causes ME emotional pain and that is what we will be focusing on today"

[thebowltender]

moms also b like "my mom traumatized me more than i traumatized u so clearly u should be thanking me"

[screamydreamy]

[bread-of-death]

Hey

Ah, Cheesy, always a pleasure

Question;

Is the Pee limit the speed limit of the piss, or the amount of times you can pee?

[microwaved-cheese-sandwich]

I think it’s the rate at which pee is released :>

[razzsupreme]

no you sillies! thats the amount of pee samples in a cup that youre allowed to drink in that specific spot!

[bread-of-death]

Oooooh~

[ergolost]

End this conversation immediately

[forest-mistress]

But the question remains unanswered

[lowpolypeople]

(Unused Model)

“Man” from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

[threeleggedcrow]

[berylb337]

[christianstepmoms]

You’re goddamn right I threatened you with disconcertingly specific, highly graphic, and damn near cartoonish levels of extreme violence on tumblr dot com and by god I’ll do it again

[judey-80085]

[lowpolypeople]

I was wondering what character the blog's icon is? Sorry if its super obvious I'm not really that knowledgeable

No worries, he is a secret character seen in Chrono Cross! (But originating from Chrono Trigger.)

His name is Flea!

[the-ghost-is-me]

Here’s his Chrono Trigger art...

Yep.

[uncanny-aesthetic]

[dsmsix]

this place sucks I’m going home

[juza-hyodo]

ratish

ratish

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[superkat500]

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

[haiku-robot]

those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

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[haiku-robot]

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number Haiku Bot v2021.1~beta I make mistakes. I am buggy too. Sorry! | HAIKU BOT NO! Paypal | Patreon

[krystal-prisms]

Haiku bot, babe, you already did this one. Good try though, mate

[haiku-robot]

Thanks for pointing out my visible fuckups, why don’t you eat cheetos flavored popsicle instead of insulting me or my haikus?

[idekwhatthisbl0ggisanymore]

HAIKU BOT???

[oneprismaticepic]

[lowpolypeople]

Enraged Alice from American McGee’s Alice

[deadlykillerqueen]

[rainstormpics]

[foragecore]

honestly at this point they should just euthanize me

[foragecore]

my tummy ache went away. post cancelled

[satyriconmp3]

actually being out in public is like i am normal i am off-putting everyone is in love with me i am invisible i am going to die alone wow we are a community peace and love on planet earth i am going to get mugged etc.