moms b like "your emotional pain causes ME emotional pain and that is what we will be focusing on today"
moms also b like "my mom traumatized me more than i traumatized u so clearly u should be thanking me"
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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moms b like "your emotional pain causes ME emotional pain and that is what we will be focusing on today"
moms also b like "my mom traumatized me more than i traumatized u so clearly u should be thanking me"
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Ah, Cheesy, always a pleasure
Question;
Is the Pee limit the speed limit of the piss, or the amount of times you can pee?
I think it’s the rate at which pee is released :>
no you sillies! thats the amount of pee samples in a cup that youre allowed to drink in that specific spot!
Oooooh~
End this conversation immediately
But the question remains unanswered
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“Man” from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
You’re goddamn right I threatened you with disconcertingly specific, highly graphic, and damn near cartoonish levels of extreme violence on tumblr dot com and by god I’ll do it again
I was wondering what character the blog's icon is? Sorry if its super obvious I'm not really that knowledgeable
No worries, he is a secret character seen in Chrono Cross! (But originating from Chrono Trigger.)
His name is Flea!
Here’s his Chrono Trigger art...
Yep.
this place sucks I’m going home
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ratish
What’s funny is that this actually happened.
I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.
Did he survive?
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up
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Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number
those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number
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honestly at this point they should just euthanize me
my tummy ache went away. post cancelled
actually being out in public is like i am normal i am off-putting everyone is in love with me i am invisible i am going to die alone wow we are a community peace and love on planet earth i am going to get mugged etc.